Dinnertime with Wertham
The best way to spend an evening.
Hello, and welcome to Dinnertime with Wertham, the best place to get informed on all matters relating to comic books, comic book movies, movies unrelated to comic books and recommendations on all the best toiletries. On todays show we will be discussing a woman who paid $50,000 to get her husband a nice new pair of breasts. Oh, who i am kidding. We're going to be discussing Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., when it returns in March. For now we'll just have to settle with discussing Agent Carter,a show that i personally enjoy but has received a mixed reception on this site so instead we'll be discussing feminine hygiene products. Feminine hygiene is a general euphemism used to describe personal care products used by women during menstruation, vaginal discharge, and other bodily functions related to the vulva. Ok, now we shall discuss the virtues of euthanasia, nah I'm joking. But, we will discuss FANT4STIC, and perhaps we will discuss the trailer of said movie. Or, perhaps we won't bother because i do not have much interest in it, so lets discuss the upcoming slate of Marvel Netflix shows instead. Man, am i ever hyped for that Daredevil series. I'm gonna binge watch all 13 episodes immediately, April 10th can't come soon enough. Can you believe that we're getting not just getting Daredevil, but also A.KA. Jessica Jones, Luke Cage AND Iron Fist all leading up to the Defenders? Yes, i just regurgitated information that you were all aware of for the sole purpose of filler for this article so it looks like I'm going in-depth on topics of great importance. But, that's ok you all still love me. Yeah, i know that is wildly inaccurate, but what can i say? I am filled with statements that are filled with inaccuracies themselves. Is that not grand?
Time for the next segment on tonights show
An interview with WerthamWasRight
Q: Are you a human?
A: No, i am a Skrull.
Q: Do you ever have unclean thoughts?
A: Only on Wednesdays.
Q: When are you going to end this terrible article?
A: Immediately after i answer this question.
THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT!!! <3333