We all know that Megan Fox is sex on a stick. But the face, the lips, the body... might not be real, y'all. Big surprise, take a moment to deal with this.
I know, I know. Most of you guys and girls couldn't care less. But for the rest of us, it's nice to know that stunning good looks are always available... for a price.
Examine this pic of Fox from now and one from 2003:
Not saying she looks bad in 2003. Just saying that 2003 Megan would be voted “Next Evangeline Lilly”... which is nice instead of “Next Angelina Jolie”... which is freakin' hot.
If I was going to get fake boobs, I would make sure to go to a plastic surgeon that has an eye for what looks good with my body type. Look at the great divide that is her cleavage. If she were topless, I wouldn’t know which way her breasts were looking! I’d have to look at her face to concentrate on what she is saying.
What she should have done is get those Hammer Thumbs fixed. What’s a hammer thumb you might ask? I don’t know either but I don’t want it massaging my shoulders, popping zits in my mirror or even (shudders) driving my stick shift. Ugh gh gh!
What do you think of your Sex Princess now! Yeah, she's still smokin' hot.
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