More From M. Night Shyamalan On Unbreakable 2!

last airbender is getting bad reviews :(

I have the perfect story.

Dave Dunn, the Unbreakable man, learns that he also has the power to "bend air". While going on with his life, he starts to notice strange symbols appearing in his front yard, and worse, its also happening at all the houses in his neighborhood.

Dunn then begins to investigate. While looking into the strange phenomenon, he decides to talk to the mysterious mermaid that lives in his swimming pool.

She tells him that all the grass is trying to wreak revenge on the residents of the neighborhood, because apparently they cut their grass too much, and, as you can imagine, this pisses the grass off.

Dunn sets up a meeting with the hierarchy of the United Grass Liberation Front. It is revealed to him, in a very over dramatic, and ridiculous way, that the grass is only doing the bidding of...ALIEN INVADERS!! HOLY CROW!!!!

As Dunn learns this horrible, yet shocking news, the aliens have already begun invading. On his way back home to protect his family, he encounters numerous aliens, and to his surprise, his newly found "air bending" powers are useless against the aliens' years of kung fu training.

Just when everything looks bleak, his sprinklers come on. "MDHGU-YOOJLKJG...WAGLO! UOR ULNE LOSAGHL" scream the aliens. This roughly translates to, "OH NO...WATER! OUR ONLY WEAKNESS." Dunn is shocked to find that he has so much in common with the aliens.

Dunn then uses his "air bending" powers to blow all the water from his swimming pool at the remaining aliens in a very anti-climactic ending. He has saved the neighborhood! (All except the mermaid in his pool, because she needed that water to live, but Dunn realizes that sacrifices needed to be made.)

Dunn's son runs to him and tries to give him a hug, but to no avail. His son's arms go through him, as if he were some kind of apparition. OMG!!!!! HE'S BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME!!!! HE REALLY DIED BACK IN THE TRAIN CRASH THAT WE ALL THOUGHT HE SURVIVED! HE WASN'T UNBREAKABLE AT ALL, JUST DEAD AND A GHOST!!!

wow M. Knight, ya fooled us all again.

@ tea

yeah, i agree.

in all honesty, i liked Unbreakable, but thats about all i've liked from this guy.

lol @ M Night Shamalamadingdong.

the ONLY way I am going to the theater to see another one of his movies is if he does Unbreakable 2.

the sixth sense and unbrakeable or the only good movies hes
made

Yeah to reclaim his career he needs to make unbreakable 2 cause the last airbender is getting torn to shred by critics by let's see if it makes some money in the box offices which I doubt aganist twlight

I really hope he makes another Unbreakable.

Personally, I didn't like Unbreakable. The benching scene was dumb. He didn't do any research at all. He would have used much higher weights if he had. All of his movies since Sixth Sense have sucked.

I'll take a look at Airbender after it comes to TV.

Unbreakable 2 doesn't really excite me at all.

Cant believe this dickhead changed the pronunciation of aang and other character names. This guy really urks me.

I hope they do it better then the First one.

I WANTED to Like it, I am a Bruce Willis Fan...

but it was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING and LONG WINDED!

Glad I didn't see THAT at the show....I saw it on regular TV and I could barely watch it.

Please...BRING THE ACTION!

OR SOMETHING!

GOOD GRIEF!

@ superdog

lol, yeah, i couldn't think of a way to fit the village in there, lol

@Tsavong... Man you arent kidding, I was all into The Village and then it was a huge WTF just happened.

As for TLA, i dont pay attention to the Critics since most never watched the show. I will check it out, most likely DVD since i have kids and can never leave the house haha.

I can admit that I liked the first 3(not including Stuart Little). Even the simplistic solution to Signs didn't deter me from what I actually like about the movie. Every movie since has been garabage, absolute garbage. I thought Airbender might have had something to it, but I'm going to wait it out a bit and see what the community says about it.