PUNISHER: WAR ZONE Director Lexi Alexander Denied EXPENDABELLES Meeting

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE Director Lexi Alexander Denied EXPENDABELLES Meeting

Lexi Alexander, the director of Punisher: War Zone, has been considered a fan-favorite to helm the all-female Expendables spin-off has revealed on her blog that producer Mark Gill would even meet with her about the opportunity. Come check it out.

By nailbiter111 - Nov 06, 2013 01:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Action
Source: planetetheria.com

Lex Alexander's Punisher: War Zone was panned by critics, and disowned by comic book fans when it was released in 2008. The film only grossed $8 million domestically and $2 million internationally. However, as time has passed (with help from Patton Oswalt), the film has started to develop a cult following. DVD and Blu-ray sales have remained solid, making the monetary figures more palatable.

So, when talk of an all-female version of the Expendables started gaining steam, many fans felt that Lexi Alexander would be a good choice to direct. Producer, Mark Gill, is not one of those. Below, Lexi Alexander's latest entry on her personal blog describes what happened when her manager tried to setup a meeting with Gill.

When people alerted me to all the blogs and articles out there naming me as their favorite director for the flick, I was really touched and thought that I should at least read the script, maybe meet and show my appreciation for the folks who are championing me. I called my manager and she happily called Millennium that day (the fact that I rarely meet on that size movie any more is a bit of a sore subject between us, which is why this made her happy).

We don't get a call back for three days, so my manager calls again. This time the executive in charge of Expendabelles, Mark Gill, takes her call.

This is how the conversation went:

Mark Gill: I know who you're calling about and it's not going to happen.

Manager: Who am I calling about?

Gill: Lexi Alexander.

Manager: Have you seen all the stuff on the internet? The whole world thinks she's perfect for this.

Gill: I don't give a [frick] what the whole world thinks. Sly brought her up as well and I talked him out of it.

Manager: But why?

Gill: I don't think she knows anything about women kicking ass.

Manager: Are you serious?

Gill: Yeah. I don't buy into all the buzz.

Manager: Don't you think you should at least meet her in person and find out what she knows ? You've never met her in person, correct?

Gill: I have not and I don't want to. Unless she wants to step in the ring with me.

Manager: Excuse me?

Gill: The ring as in "boxing ring". Three 2-minute rounds, full-contact, any style she wants. If she gets through it without crying I'll be a little more convinced that she knows something about strong women and I may grant her a meeting. Maybe.

Manager: Do you know she was-

Gill: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard the whole spiel, World Kickboxing-Champion, whatever degree black belt-

Manager: Third degree.

Gill: Pfft, my gardner's ten-year-old son is an 8th degree black belt. I told you she's an incompetent underachiever.

Manager: She was a Martial Arts instructor for the Marines Corps.

Gill: Then you don't have anything to worry about if she gets in the ring with me, do you?

Manager: Trust me, that's not what I am worried about.

Gill: I have to go, Sly wants to play nine holes and I don't want to be one of them. You know the deal, either she proves herself to me or I don't ever want to hear her name again.


Ring....ring....ring (this is my phone ringing now, although my ringtone is the tune from the Muppets - ma-nam-a-na bee-bee bi-bi-bi, but that would be weird to write)

Me: Hello?

Manager: Hey, ah, I -- I -- just got off the phone with Mark Gill.

Me: (laughing) That bad, huh? I told you he is not a fan.

Manager: You're not kidding. You really never met him? Ever?

Me: I may have been introduced to him at some event over the years, but I doubt even that happened.

Manager: How do you know he doesn't like you?

Me: I guess this new level of hate I have Lionsgate to thank for. But his dislike for me goes back all the way to Johnny Flynton.

Manager: What happened with Johnny Flynton?

Me: Nothing. He just didn't like it. After it was nominated for an Oscar they set me up with all these general meetings. Mark Gill was the only exec who didn't want to meet me, 'said he didn't get the film.

Manager: Who the [frick] doesn't get Johnny Flynton?

Me: Mark Gill and one other person on the internet.

Manager: (Laughing)

Me: I take it I won't be meeting on Expendabelles then, huh?

Manager: Actually, he does want to meet you....

Me: He does?

Manager: Yeah, but...this is going to sound crazy...he wants to have some kind of boxing match with you, to see how much you really know about women kicking ass.

Me: Ha, ha. Very funny.

Manager: I swear. I'm not kidding, that's what he said and he didn't sound drunk.

Me: Mark Gill? March of the Penguins' Mark Gill wants to fight me?

Manager: Yes. He said something like -- "Hey Richy, are you on the line?"

(Richy: My manager's assistant. Always on the line, always takes notes)

Richy: I'm here.

Manager: What did he say exactly?

Richy: He wants you to fight three 2-minute rounds, full- contact, any style.


Me: Are you guys [frick]ing with me?

Manager & Richy: No!

Me: Penguin guy wants to fight me ? Are you sure he was talking about himself, not Sly?

Manager: I'm sure.

Me: Under what conditions? Me blindfolded with one arm tied behind my back?

Manager: He didn't mention that.

Me: Does he know about my back--

Manager: He knows all about you.

Me: I can't do it.

Manager: Why not? He's asking for it.

Me: I can't fight Penguin guy, I'll murder him and clearly he's already suffering from brain damage.

Manager: How many times do I have to tell you Lexi, you gotta swim with the sharks if you wanna make it in this town. [frick] his brain damage. If he'd rather get punched in the face than sit through another director's power point presentation, then punch him in the face and get the job.

Me: Huh.

Manager: Light-bulb moment?

Me: Yeah. I'm starting to think that for someone like...say...God or Santa Clause, a person who's considered "difficult" in Hollywood is actually a saint.

Manager: I'm not sure I understand and unfortunately I have a staff meeting now. You're doing this, right?

Me: Sure. Set a date.

Okay, okay...that's not really what happened...but a girl can dream right?

Actually, the only thing I made up is the fight challenge, everything else is pretty much how it went down. But the way I see it, if someone makes a clear-cut judgment about you without ever meeting you in person...that only defines them.

I hope you will all support the movie anyway, because they will definitely hire a female director (I don't think they can go back on that and pretend they tried, given that there are 1400 female directors in the DGA alone and I don't know how many qualified women worldwide) and whoever she is, she'll need all the help she can get.

My personal vote goes to Lynne Ramsay because she's amazing and I'm not only talking about Kevin (see what I did there). Watch Ratcatcher or Morvern Callar and tell me she's not one bad-ass director. And yes I heard the rumors, but that's all they are: rumors. My friend Des Hamilton (Greenstreet casting director) has worked with her many times and has nothing but great things to say about her.

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lsc2222 - 11/6/2013, 1:36 PM
Yeah, I'm sure it went *exactly* like that (eye roll).

I have no idea if this is true, it most likely isn't, but on the off chance it is I'd say she has no one to blame but herself. After that train wreck of a Punisher film she's lucky they still allow her to direct period.
Lemons - 11/6/2013, 1:37 PM
Mark Gill sounds like a dick. I think Lexi would do an awesome job. Really liked Punisher: War Zone.
ForeverPowerful - 11/6/2013, 1:40 PM

Thats what I said!

And yeah, thats really harsh if thats true. I cant believe that. [frick] him then.

I want this to happen now just because of that. Huge fan of The Expendables films, I was hesistant towards this at first, but with the right cast this could turn out to be ok.
write33 - 11/6/2013, 1:50 PM
hunh? the fight challenge wasn't true? but that was the best part of her story....why bother making something up? just say what happened. weird. and lame.........Green Street is really good, Punisher is not.
masterhater - 11/6/2013, 1:53 PM
Loved war zone!!!!!
I would only see the female expendables if she directed it.
ATrueHero1987 - 11/6/2013, 1:54 PM
Punishet: WZ was awful! Seriously! Ray was alright as Castle though....

SN: at one point, she didn't want the punisher to have his skull shirt/ vest.
JorEllinator - 11/6/2013, 1:59 PM
Warzone was terrible. Dolph Lungdren is the best Punisher.
Dotanuki - 11/6/2013, 2:01 PM
War Zone was great. I love the way it embraced the ol' ultra-violence.
maxxgone - 11/6/2013, 2:06 PM
Yeah...I just can't imagine why Gill or anybody would not want to work with this bat-shit crazy moron. I truly hope she 'crazies' herself out of a career.

I cannot believe:
- that she has the privilege to work in this industry.
- that she thought worrying this was a good idea.
- that I read that entire transcript.

F her and her Punisher film.
jerryblake - 11/6/2013, 2:17 PM
War Zone was bad. It was so over the top, it end up being ridiculous. They clearly was trying to adapt Ennis work to the big screen but the end result was just plain horrible.

What looks good at the comicbooks pages doesn't have to look good on the big screen.

Although i must admit i've never been Ennis fan (beside Ghost Rider: Road to Damnation mini series).

It's not what i'm looking in comics. Not 80% of over the top violence, for sure.
jerryblake - 11/6/2013, 2:19 PM
Preacher was a good read, though.
sameoldthing - 11/6/2013, 2:20 PM
War Zone had its good moments but the bad parts was all about the crappy script/writing.
Directing of that movie wasn't the real issue.

Marvel..bring back the Punisher!
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:21 PM
What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Mmasoldier - 11/6/2013, 2:22 PM
All of her films sucked terribly! I'd nail her biut the fils shes been associated with are terrible. In a street fight karate doesn't help much either I don't like that mark called her out like that but Mark gills films are 100% better and the guy knows what he's doing for sure.
MercMatt - 11/6/2013, 2:23 PM
Punisher: War Zone is awesome! A hardcore, shoot you in the face, slice your head off kind of Punisher. We got to see The Punisher, actually living up to the name. Tom Jane was good... But RS was way better. Can either have a Punisher that takes pictures of the bad guys all day, or one that hunts them down and kills them. War Zone was the better movie.
Mmasoldier - 11/6/2013, 2:23 PM
Punisher war zone sucked big D.....ray fat boy sucked as castle to.
jerryblake - 11/6/2013, 2:24 PM

"Hi, it's Marvel. We wanna just let you know that your request for Punisher movie has made our hearts warm again. See you in 2025.

P.S. Hope you don't mind the rubber bullets !
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:28 PM
Oh man the douche meter on soldier is through the roof. The picture, the comment, helps it.
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:37 PM
"I feel the need to point out the obvious and make myself look like an asshole for doing so! Take me seriously!"
Mmasoldier - 11/6/2013, 2:37 PM

Did I say something untrue? Her films sucked and the war zone movie sucked. I'm a huge punisher fan. Something I bet your not. She's not bad looking and Id nail her but as for making movies she's jut not very good at it. Now go join PETA you hippie.
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:42 PM
Please, go on making yourself look bad, I do not mind at all.
BlueDemon - 11/6/2013, 2:44 PM
War Zone was horrible!!!!!
Morbius - 11/6/2013, 2:45 PM
WOW What an a hole!!!! She is perfect for this movie!!!!! I wish he would get his head out of his ass and hire her.
PeterDarker - 11/6/2013, 2:46 PM
Why should we care about either side? They both blow balls.
Rpendo - 11/6/2013, 2:47 PM
I usually hate bad mouthing movies..l but her Punisher film was awful. I watched it with a bunch of Marines, and it got laughed out of the screening room. It was horrendous. I mean, I can maybe see how it could possibly become a cult-film... But taken on its own merits, I thought it was nigh-unwatchable. Why Ms. Alexander, her production designer and her DP thought the Punisher needed a visual palette that was drowning in fluorescent lights is beyond me. The film had a rushed, slapped-together quality to it. Not my cup of tea at all.
Mmasoldier - 11/6/2013, 2:48 PM
Okay, how am I making myself look bad? You attacked me in a comment and i simply responded back to your little rant. Go troll on someone else hippie girl.
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:48 PM
I'll openly admit that Warzone is a guilty pleassure (for wrong reasons), but i feel like she can direct a good action scene.
agentawsume - 11/6/2013, 2:49 PM
Oh how blind you are to irony....
Rpendo - 11/6/2013, 2:49 PM
...I should probably mention that she did Green Street Hooligans, though. I dug the hell out of that movie. Had its flaws, but it was really engaging.
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