Hello Everyone. Well this is it. I will like to consider this editorial a sequel to "Top 9 Moments That Should Happen in BATMAN/SUPERMAN Movie" (Link is below). Since the reactions to that have proved greatly I decided to take this up another notch, hence 20. Why 20 you may ask? I don't even know why at all. Anyways enjoy, and "reading at discretion is advised".
I will also like to thank the following CBM users for helping to contribute within this list: Lozzy, Hulksta, Abary, JD and if you helped me with this and I missed your name let me know!
EDITORIAL: Top 9 Moments That Should Happen in BATMAN/SUPERMAN Movie
_________________________________________________________________ What is a moment? What is a thing? Well a moment is simply a piece of life. It could be anything we hold true to our hearts. A thing could be anything on this planet also. Although today I am not here to define them in their own definitions. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON is one of Marvel's next most anticipated films to come. The fans crave for purity and a true to life film as such the first Avengers film was. Another part that comes is the speculation on what would happen and what might we see in the film. That is what I am doing here today in exact words. Speculation. Although some of it could come true I do wish. None other the less how we define it to be. Well enough of me rambling my never ending words shall we begin this list.
_________________________________________________________________ 20 Hawkeye and Black Widow Love Scene This is a scene we never got to see within the first film. I think it would be perfect since it was also hinted at a larger and much steamier role for them in the film. Hawkeye has the personality and Black Widow has the strength to pull off an amazing scene like this together. All you need is the bondage and good ole 50 shades style direction. It should last a length for one hour in the movie non stop as the film is in desperate need of balance.
_________________________________________________________________ 19 Hawkeye Takes off his Shirt and Becomes Oliver Queen Well we all know Hawkeye is The Avengers only great archer but what if in actuality another great archer existed. Oliver Queen being the champion of the DC universe exist within the character Hawkeye. How is this possible? Well all Hawkeye has to do is take off his shirt and BAM! you got your Arrow styled Oliver Queen in a matter of seconds with his chest all sparkling making Edward Mcullen himself jealous. Even with the ultimate power of that the film could suddenly turn into a CW drama, oh how terrifying the thought of that could be!
_________________________________________________________________ 18 Chris Evans dons suit used in 90s Captain America Do you remember that amazing suit in the 90s Captain America film? Do you miss the suit? Well many fans have complained about the iconic suit from the classic 1990 Captain America film being lost and they are definitely right. They should totally bring back the 90s Captain America outfit for the entire film. You know what else just go the full way. Bring back the amazing 90s version of the Red Skull. How about that amazing bike he always rode! It would bring an amazing sense of nostalgia within the movie.
_________________________________________________________________ 17 Mark Ruffalo Turns Into Edward Norton Mark Ruffalo’s transformation into the Hulk for the first time in the movie will be a huge plot twist. He transforms and get’s angry and he turns into…Edward Norton! Then Edward Norton takes a trip to Marvel Studios and demanding he wants his role back! He smashes the entire office and throws it down in fits of rage. Then he walks up to Stan Lee angrily and flips a table at him. Stan Lee dodges the table and throws it back at him! Edward Norton gets knocked out by the table and Stan Lee shouts, "Excelsior!". As Edward Norton is being dragged away by security he suddenly wakes up and turns into Eric Bana! Then a whole bunch of sad continuity errors happened.
_________________________________________________________________ 16 Tony Stark Goes Full Retard In one moment Tony Stark is Tony Stark next moment he is totally different! The Avengers look so confused and they are like "WHAT!". Then Tony Stark is like, "Never go full retard". So he looks at everyone so confused. Then an explosion happens and Tony Stark just jumps out like a crazy guy and lands in the middle of the movie Tropic Thunder and that's where the events of Tropic Thunder continue. Yes it is a fact Tropic Thunder has to be connected to Avengers 2 because some guy looks like Robert Downey Jr playing a dude playing another dude is in them!
_________________________________________________________________ 15 Quicksilver Wears Kick-Ass Outfit Quicksilver gets out the shower and realizes his costume has been taken! So he looks through his closet and what does he find....Kick-Ass's Costume! So he suits up in it and prepares to probe, I mean kick some butt! Wouldn't want Quicksilver to do some probing. So yeah since that guy with a long name plays Kick-Ass aren't they both the same characters now I mean really. Quicksilver wouldn't be super fast in the movie since Fox owns the rights to his speed ability or on second thought he could take some speed to dodge that. On second thought it would nice if they included it in the movie and he baked a cake.
_________________________________________________________________ 14 Trevor Drops the Soap Meanwhile we get a glimpse into Trevor who was last seen partying hard in Iron Man 3! It should be this jail scene. Anyways Trevor is doing his thing in there at the special time of bare enjoyment and he suddenly drops the soap. Then out of nowhere suddenly behind him Don Cheadle appears in full War Machine armor! He shoves his thruster hand up... and then this extremely disturbing scene happens which permits the use of the audience bringing lunch bags. Well I guess it will answers everybody's question about the ending of Trevor. Going out in a dignified way in style!
_________________________________________________________________ 13 Bryan Singer Tells Scarlet Witch to Come to the Dark Side Famous film director Bryan Singer makes a cameo in the film in a weird trippy dream like sequence asking Scarlet Witch to join the dark side (the dark side being the Fox X-Men film universe). It would be an interesting scene as it ponders the meaning of life as we know it. It would also ponder the question as in what the heck is he doing there?
_________________________________________________________________ 12 Nick Fury Fights Mace Windu Well since Disney owns both Marvel and Star Wars now, you know what THIS WOULD BE AWESOME! Imagine how epic this would be you got Windu swinging his lightsaber and Fury shoring that gun dodging all these crazy attacks! Then you could have Jar Jar Binks show up and start wrecking the party. Then there is a chance both universes could collide and something terrible could happen. Well still worth it!
_________________________________________________________________ 11 Captain America Goes to Uranus Space as everyone calls it is the final frontier. Yet we have not seen Captain America travel the distant stars. One planet that people seem to be curious about these days is Uranus and it would be the perfect planet for Captain America to deeply explore! So Captain America flies into space because he can fly and lands on Uranus. He soon meets a talking rabbit which shows him down the Uranus rabbit hole and wakes up inside Uranus. So he tries to desperately break out Uranus with no luck. He then gently thrusts his fist upwards quickly penetrating the surface of Uranus breaking free! It would be a warming and touching scene of a man struggling on Uranus. An emotional scene that makes the sun smile while looking upon the Teletubbies!
_________________________________________________________________ 10 Thor and Ultron Team Up to Fight Godzilla Trouble is brewing in a distant land. Thor goes to Ultron and says, “I will have a word with thee”. Then suddenly it is heard Godzilla is attacking innocent Polar Bears in the Antarctic for no reason whatsoever. So Ultron thinks it's just plain terrible Godzilla is just destroying those poor Polar Bears! Thor gives Ultron a kiss and says: “let’s team up!” So they go off in an amazing action sequence to beat him up. Then Thor finds the coke polar bear and the bear pulls some more coke out his butt and shares it with Ultron also. Then some penguins start singing and cue the beginning of the movie Happy Feet!
_________________________________________________________________ 9 Agent Coulson is Revealed to be Joss Whedon at End of Movie In reality everyone thinks Agent Coulson is really Agent Coulson when that is not the real reality at all. At the end of the movie Agent Coulson should be revealed to be Joss Whedon the director of the film. Why is this possible? Agent Coulson has served a major purpose within the MCCU. Why would they create an entirely new character if they were not planning to use him for the greater good? Coulson has watched over all The Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D, in terms he directed each and every single event to happen. He made the Marvel Universe what it is now. Agent Coulson is Joss Whedon in terms of what has happened. He is the savior.
_________________________________________________________________ 8 Iron Man Dropping His Waste "I am Iron Man!". *Plop*. *Plop*. Have you ever wondered how Stark manages to take a dump inside the Iron Man armor? Well it should definitely be explained in a scene where he does it on himself and gets all inside his suit. It shoots up all the way into his mouth and he eats it slowly. After which he flys upwards and lets his Iron Pants go causing all the waste to drop down on Earth! Luckily in this comedic scene it lands in Pepper's Mouth! Isn't the MCU just so funny people.
_________________________________________________________________ 7 Squirrel Girl Joins The Avengers MANY of you have doubted Squirrel Girl in her abilities and talent. I shall say once more again don't be fooled cause Squirrel Girl will kick yah butt! That's right Squirrel Girl has super squirrel powers and you know what else squirrels love to do, chomping on nuts! Marvel should definitely introduce her in The Avengers. Squirrel Girl has beaten Wolverine, Ultron, Spider-Man, and every single known hero in every comic book you can put down. There is no stopping Squirrel Girl at all whatsoever!
_________________________________________________________________ 6 Captain America and His Horse Rosenbell Captain America looks in the distance among the grassy field. He looks further into the distance. He hears a sound of joy. The sound of a lost beast running at his heart. It makes a soft sound like a whisper in the wind. A horse comes, but unlike any other horse. Captain America strips off his suit and runs towards the horse. The horse runs towards him. The horse stops as Captain America hugs and graces the horse. The horse feels something tingly. The Captain looks up to the horse and says in a bold tone. "Rosenbell". Rosenbell leaps on top of him and licks him all over his body. Captain America licks Rosenbell all over too. The lights dim down. There are candles suddenly placed around Captain America and Rosenbell. They both state into each others eyes. Then the film fades to black.
_________________________________________________________________ 5 Loki Has a Dance Off with Thanos in Space Thanos teleports Loki into space. Then some music begins to play. Loki begins to dwell into some next level break dancing moves and Thanos does some ballet. Suddenly a disco ball appears at the real party begins!
_________________________________________________________________ 4 Nothing Happens in The Movie Yeah I totally ran out of ideas for the 4th one. Just skip to the next one.
_________________________________________________________________ 3 Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch Love Scene Many of you would find something along these lines questionable, I just think it would be perfectly normal. Besides the general audience wouldn't notice anyway at all.
_________________________________________________________________ 2 Ultron Only Wanted a Hug Ultron has nearly destroyed the entire planet and The Avengers now confront him. Ultron then suddenly breaks down and cries oily tears. He reveals to The Avengers is that all he wants is a hug! It would show an important lesson to humanity that not all wars have to end in violence. A much friendlier message is what superhero films today needs. Ultron only wanted to be loved greatly. He wanted a hug.
_________________________________________________________________ 1 Replacing the Entire Cast with Brand New Actors Well since the cast of The Avengers were complaining about issues regarding their paychecks what's the next best thing Marvel can do and what they can do best, recast! That's right just recast every single actor and we would finally have the perfect Avengers movie. Here is the cast that should follow.
Brendon Fraser as Hawkeye, Melissa McCarthy as Black Widow, Miley Cyrus as Scarlet Witch, Tyler Perry as Nick Fury, Charlie Sheen as Iron Man, Michael Richards as Agent Ward, Jason Alexander as Agent Coulson, Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Fitz and Simmons, Selena Gomez as Skye, Betty White as Agent May, John Goodman as Thor, Dane Cook as Ultron, Chloe Grace Moretz as Vision, Gary Oldman as Vision, Rowan Atkinson as Captain America, Gordon Ramsay as The Hulk, Sam Worthington as The Falcon, Asa Butterfield as Agent Sitwell, and Reese Witherspoon as Maria Hill.
_________________________________________________________________ Is there a moment from the list you would choose or had in mind already? Thank you for reading and as always imagination is not only limited to the mind but to the creativity of the individual themselves.