It was a sunny day in Metropolis, the kind of day that made you feel kind of gay, not the kind of gay that involves ass play, but the kind of gay that makes you jump in the air and scream yay. Things were quite busy at the Daily Planet, quite busy indeed, in fact things were so busy you could say that things were going quite well in fact and in the middle of all these shenanigans was a man named Perry White who beared a passing resemblance to that Morpheus dude from those Matrix movies that came out ages back, anywho this story isn't really about him its about Clark Kent so lets see what hes up to, oh shit he just entered the Planet, looks like hes heading straight to Perry's office, probably wants to talk to him about the latest crisis that was averted by the sexy man of steel known as Synderman, little does Perry know that Clark is actually Synderman and just pretends to be Clark so he can make sexual advances towards his co-worker, Lois Lane. Clark walked into Perry's office and proceeded to talk to him about Synderman, "Perry, i want to talk to you about Synderman". Perry glanced upwards at Clark's face that looked oddly reminiscent of Synderman for some peculiar reason, he then took a sip from his coffee and let it pour down his throat like ejaculate, the feeling of the hot coffee sliding down his throat was borderline orgasmic, Perry let out an audible moan. He then said to Clark, "Clark, i need you and Lois to head into Gotham to meet with Bruce Wayne". Clark looked somewhat befuddled before he asked Perry why they had to head into Gotham to meet with Mr. Wayne, "Why do you want us to head into Gotham to meet with Mr. Wayne?" Perry looked mildly annoyed before he sighed and said, "Well, Clark, i'll text the deets to you and Lois once you guys arrive in Gotham". And so Clark Kent and Lois Lane headed on over to Gotham City.

 

Meanwhile, in Gotham City, Alfred was admiring Bruce's perfect chiseled body and tight, gorgeous ass as he thought to himself about how much he wishes he was a young man again so he could voraciously attack that tight set of buttocks. Bruce immediately said to Alfred, "Alfred, i have a very important matter to attend to this evening, you'll have to inform Kent and Lane that i will not be able to make it". "Master Bruce, what in gods name is more important that you'd have to cancel your previous engagement?" "Well, Alfred i'm afraid i must indulge my BDSM fetish tonight, so sorry" 

 

Meanwhile, back in Metropolis Lex Luthor sat in his chair and fondled himself while admiring pictures of Synderman's luscious backside. Meanwhile, on the other side of Metropolis back at the Daily Planet Perry White proceeded to send the text to Clark and Lois when all of a sudden he recieved a text from Alfred informing him of Bruce's abscence. Perry then proceeded to smash his phone and then immediately sat back down and started to cry.