So if you believe those fancy-pants computer nerds with their fancy-pants computer algorithm then you might believe that
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice only has a 32% chance of turning a profit of over 7 million. Ouch. I somehow doubt that because we over here at SuperHeroStuff have tons and tons of new items, mostly consisting of Deadpool and Batman V Superman stuff. If anything, we've probably sold 7 million dollars worth of hats already! You guys are super into those things...hopefully their ability to keep the sun out of your eyes isn't affecting your Kryptonian physiology. Shhh...don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!
What did we get in, you might ask? Well, as I've said earlier its mostly Deadpool and Batman V Superman but we also got in Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and a bunch of fantastic Marvel stuff for the ladies! Hoodies, shirts, POP Funs, belts...you name it! The incentive here of course is that all of these new items have been marked down up to 15% while we also have a code for 10% off of any order over 60 bucks. That's some guilt-free double dipping right there and you don't have to worry about Seinfeld judging you for it. Again, your secret is safe with us!
Special note should be paid to our brand new Batman V Superman hats. These top quality and durable hats are specially produced by New Era and should be not be taken likely. These puppies have a 100% chance of being awesome! I guess that isn't much of a chance, eh? Our Batman Armor hat glows in the dark, our Superman one has a velour bill(thank you Zapp Brannigan), and our Wonder Woman should hopefully bring peace to Man's World...or at least some civility to internet discussions. One can only hope, right?
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