Ah, yes...
a V-Day Blowout. That's when you put your E-brake on in your car and squeal the tires, right? No? Oh, it is the haircut for Pauly D? Bet you didn't think about the
Jersey Shore in a long time but I can't see why not...there's some internet people that may resemble the moral composition of certain cast members. Plus you guys are always hiding pickles underneath each others' beds so I wouldn't want to interrupt that. Kidding aside, SuperHeroStuff now brings you some fantastic Valentine's Day deals! Ah, come on...you knew this was coming!
So maybe you were lucky enough to trick somebody into loving you. Good job! Most people figure out that your soul is black and twisted but I guess that smile of yours has been glossing things over. If only they could see the things you write anonymously on the internet. So what kind of stuff do you get them because this is the time of the year when we are apparently suppose to do that? Do you go the typical route and get them some fancy underwear? Perhaps you know them really well and you can get something more specific...like their favorite character on a hoodie, shirt, PJ, watch, lunchbox, or whatever! We even have plushies if one is into that sort of thing.
Of course we can't just say 'it is Valentine's Day' without offering some incentives! Not only do we have tons and tons of stuff marked down, but we also have two fantastic codes for you to use depending on how 'ballahin' you currently are. Our first code is 10% off and a free button on any orders while our other code is 15% off orders over 60 bucks and those orders get a great plushie! Pretty sweet, eh? Even if you don't have sweetie, you can always get yourself something fantastic. I hear 'self-love' is what the internet is for, right? That and kittens. Always kittens.