15 Classic DC Hostess Snack Cake Ads!

15 Classic DC Hostess Snack Cake Ads!

Check out these hilarious classic DC Ads!

Feature Opinion
By comicbookjerk - Sep 03, 2011 03:09 PM EST
Filed Under: DC Comics
Source: Hillbilly Shadow

1. In "Penguins on Parade" The Penguin is up to his old tricks again. Luckily the cops know that his weakness is Hostess Fruit Pies!


2. In Wonder Woman "Dilemma," I'll be honest, don't know what Wonder Women is doing here! She's racing a train when she notices some children are about to be crushed by rocks! So she lures them towards a train instead using Twinkies, but just before the kids can make it to the train she stops the train. I'm glad she had those Twinkies handy!

3. Ever wonder why no one's ever found out that Clark Kent is Superman? In Superman "The Spy" Superman discovers a reporter is about to show the world that he is Superman! Instead, everyone gets a tasty Hostess Snack Pie!

4. "Superman Meets the Orbitrons!" is a bizarre tale of a Galaxy far far away, where little Pac-Mans go planet to planet stealing gold. As Superman races to stop Pac-Men from using there magnetic rays to steal Orbitron's gold, he's glad he packed his Twinkies, because no one can resist "The golden goodness of Hostess Twinkie cakes!"

5. Superman in "The Iconic Storm." An ion cloud one of the most dangerous meteors in the galaxy threatens the lives of some children, but yeah he pretty much puts a stop to that. What I found interesting about this one is Superman doesn't seem to like Hostess snack pies much, because he refuses the children when they offer him one, I guess he is more of a Twinkie man.

6. In Shazam "The Cup Cake Caper" it's up to Shazam to stop the world's cup cakes from disappearing, So in the name of cupcakes he causes thousands of dollars worth of property damage and gives some kids free Hostess Cup cakes.

7. Aquaman in "Mera Meets the Manta Men" is a funny ad. They even spell 'something' without the T! The plot doesn't even make sense because Mera conjures a big hand, and out of the ocean's bottom comes... Hostess Fruit Pies?

8. Batman in "The K-9 Caper." Batman's at a dog show and someone dressed in a dog suit is going crazy and it would be as Batman put it "A dog-gone disaster" unless he can stop it. I bet you didn't know Batman always keeps Twinkies in his utility belt, did you?

9. Green Lantern in "The Bobsled Run." A boulder falls on a bobsled track (Don't ask me why Hal Jordan's watching bobsledding), but after moving the boulder everyone's treated to a Twinkie.

10. Green Arrow in "An Arrow in Time" was probably one of my favorites. Green Arrow must stop a sky lift from falling, and in order to keep the kids minds off what's going on he shoots them some tasty Hostess Fruit Pies!

11. The Flash in "A Flash in the Dam." The Destroyer is about to destroy Doover Dam! Yes, I spelled that right, DOOVER! But the Flash is too fast for him. In a matter of seconds The Flash builds a new dam! So instead of taking the Destroyer to jail, he treats him with some "Light golden sponge cakes and creamed filling."

12. The Flash "Meets the Bureauc-Rat." Yeah, what is the most menacing thing you can think of? How about red tape? Well Flash has to go tape someone up, but in order to distract him he gives him a Hostess Fruit Pie.

13. Batman and "The Captive Commissioner." This one is HILARIOUS! Batman and Robin have to ride with some thugs to find out where Jim Gordon is being held captive, so Batman hands the thugs some Hostess Fruit Pies and knocks their teeth out!

14. Batman "The Muse" is another very strange one. I guess this guy has a magic piano that's sucking up all the band members from "The Muse." Good thing Batman and Robin don't fight no crime without Hostess Cup Cakes!

15. Batman "The Whole World's Upside Down." Wow, so the worlds upside down because a madman wants Hostess Fruit Pies and Batman's going to "bend over backwards to make things work." So he ends up just punching the guy so hard it knocks the world back on balance.



Bonus Spoofs!
1. The Watchmen

2. Nite Owl and Rorschach in "Presidential Trouble!"

2. Wonder Woman? Ok she doesn't say her name is Wonder Woman, but you can tell it's her!

Check out some more from my Hostess Snack Cake Collection!

15 Classic Marvel Hostess Snack Cake Ads!

Shadow Reviews Hostess Dc Snack Cakes


Also Check out some of my Comicbookjerk video reviews!

Comicbook Jerk's Superman Doomsday Review Part 1 "Win a Superman Comics Pack"

Comicbook Jerk's Video Review of Generation X

X-Men Origins Wolverine Video Review Part 1

Comicbook Jerk's X-Men Origins Wolverine Video Review Part 2
BLACK CANARY: BEST OF THE BEST Interview: Tom King & Ryan Sook Discuss Their WWE-Inspired Comic (Exclusive)
Related:

BLACK CANARY: BEST OF THE BEST Interview: Tom King & Ryan Sook Discuss Their WWE-Inspired Comic (Exclusive)

ZATANNA: DC Comics' Mistress Of Magic Returns In New Series From Writer/Artist Jamal Campbell
Recommended For You:

ZATANNA: DC Comics' Mistress Of Magic Returns In New Series From Writer/Artist Jamal Campbell

DISCLAIMER: As a user generated site and platform, ComicBookMovie.com is protected under the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act) and "Safe Harbor" provisions.

This post was submitted by a user who has agreed to our Terms of Service and Community Guidelines. ComicBookMovie.com will disable users who knowingly commit plagiarism, piracy, trademark or copyright infringement. Please CONTACT US for expeditious removal of copyrighted/trademarked content. CLICK HERE to learn more about our copyright and trademark policies.

Note that ComicBookMovie.com, and/or the user who contributed this post, may earn commissions or revenue through clicks or purchases made through any third-party links contained within the content above.

THRILLHO
THRILLHO - 9/3/2011, 3:59 PM
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 9/3/2011, 5:11 PM
hahahahahahaha. Alan Moore must have loved those Watchmen adds.
View Recorder