DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE Gets Hilariously Unserious New Synopsis

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE Gets Hilariously Unserious New Synopsis

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE Get VERY Close In New NSFW Teaser As Tickets Go On Sale
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Doomsday8888 - 4/12/2024, 12:07 PM
lel, General Ross's new look is just looking like Harrison Ford, what a surprise.

Whatever, we all know Ford, i don't think he will stick in the MCU family for long, so... *shrugs*
Malatrova15 - 4/12/2024, 12:12 PM
@Doomsday8888 - he dies in this one
Matchesz - 4/12/2024, 12:12 PM
@Doomsday8888 - they trying to trigger the comic fanbase on purpose they dont respect us, its a minor detail but he literally only ever been drawn with a stache
Doomsday8888 - 4/12/2024, 12:18 PM
The thought did cross my mind, yeah.

No one can deny that it's his signature look just as much as it is for Jim Gordon.

People don't care about comics on this site tho, lel.
Vigor - 4/12/2024, 12:18 PM
@Matchesz - or Harrison Ford is pulling a wresley snipes and refusing to "close his eyes"
Malatrova15 - 4/12/2024, 12:22 PM
@Doomsday8888 - Comic? Whats a comicsess precious?
Doomsday8888 - 4/12/2024, 12:26 PM
I can't believe f*cking @Malatrova15 out of everyone else is giving me the perfect opportunity to post this:
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So...who's more real Malatrova?
Scarilian - 4/12/2024, 1:16 PM
@Doomsday8888 -
If they can't even be bothered to give him the stache, then it speaks to how little they care about the audience.

Would have been easy to do, but they clearly did not want to. As such Harrison Ford just looks like Harrison Ford. There's no Thunderbolt Ross here.
DarthOmega - 4/12/2024, 1:39 PM
@Matchesz - I think it's Harrison saying "Look pal if you want me to do this flick, I'm not putting on that ridiculous mustache"

Now they could do a reverse Cavill and just CG the stache on. Lol
Itwasme - 4/12/2024, 4:31 PM
@Scarilian - no, I think it goes to show how ridiculous so called fans are. Maybe instead of worrying about a detail like this they are hyperfocusing on making a great film? Isn't that EXACTLY what fans have been asking for?
Corruptor - 4/12/2024, 6:47 PM
@Itwasme - "they are hyperfocusing"

Probably more like hyperventilating by this stage.
Itwasme - 4/12/2024, 6:52 PM
@Corruptor - haha, maybe, but their demise has been hugely exaggerated.

Yes Universal beat them at the BO by $80mm... but Universal put out 24 to Disney's 17 total films. That's a pretty big difference. The big D is still pretty big.
Matchesz - 4/12/2024, 9:34 PM
@DarthOmega -

The baiting is real disrespectful at this point. Its almost unprofessional. U would think back during prime mcu he would have a stashe as red hulk, since we havent had a hulk with a stache before. Like they’re purposefully doing this sh*t atp lol. If it was harrisons decision it goes to show how spineless the studio is since they’re the ones paying him. either it just funny to me
Scarilian - 4/14/2024, 8:32 AM
@Itwasme -
If you don't care about consistency, continuity and the visuals of characters then there's no point you being invested in the MCU?

"they are hyperfocusing on making a great film?"

The film is so bad that they are considering delaying it again for more reshoots... so no. This is just another MCU entry that's going to flop, it's a Captain America film without Captain America.
Itwasme - 4/14/2024, 9:09 AM
@Scarilian - you're right, if he had the mustache they wouldn't need to do any reshoots at all...
Malatrova15 - 4/12/2024, 12:12 PM
you everything!? woah over there
Nomis929 - 4/12/2024, 12:12 PM
"What's with the suit? The X-Men make you wear it? Those sons of f*cking b*tches," he says. "Friends don't make friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams."

Jokes about colorful Costumes??? What year did they write this, 2001?
Vigor - 4/12/2024, 12:16 PM
@Nomis929 - I don't think he's talking exclusively about the color. Though that's part of it. More so that a bad ass like Logan who wears a leather jacket and smokes a cigar, is wearing a bright yellow spandex superhero costume lol
Nomis929 - 4/12/2024, 12:20 PM
@Vigor - It just reminded me of that cringing line that Cyclops tell Wolverine about weraing "Yellow Spandex" from that first X-Men movie two decaddes ago.

Just seems old and reused.
Vigor - 4/12/2024, 1:03 PM
@Nomis929 - oh good point 👉🏾
Scarilian - 4/12/2024, 1:18 PM
@Nomis929 -
Yeah, feels disingenous and kinda disgusting honestly. We finally get the iconic outfit and Disney decide to mock it. If anything it's ripping off the insultingly cringeworthy line about spandex from the original films, so it's not even an original joke.

They made a series that had Deadpool & Vanessa together into a series where he's retired from hero fighting, is depressed, a failure working at a job he hates and then he gets ripped from his universe and does not give a single [frick] about his friends or anyone from the prior universe he was in.
Nomis929 - 4/12/2024, 1:33 PM
@Scarilian - Exactly.
MadThanos - 4/12/2024, 1:42 PM
@Vigor - that doesn't look like spandex at all. Looks like kevlar.
Vigor - 4/12/2024, 2:05 PM
@Scarilian - it's deadpool making fun of it. That's his job

Mcu are introducing xmen proper. Of course regardless if it's made fun of, it'll be more comic accurate than fox
Scarilian - 4/14/2024, 8:30 AM
@Vigor -
Deadpool in the Fox-verse is Wolverine's number one fanboy to the extent of wanting to wank him off as told to us in Deadpool 3's opening 9 minutes shown at Comic Con. It makes no sense for Deadpool to be mocking his idol for his iconic look.

If anything, it's character assassination of Fox's portrayal of Deadpool. They striped him of his family, his role as a hero, made him a failure working a job he hates, had him get dumped, cucked him by having his ex-girlfriends boyfriend turn up to his birthday, demonstrated him as incompetent getting his ass kicked by the TVA and then proceed to have him insult the character he's been wanting to be in his films because he's finally in the iconic costume that everyone wanted him to be in.
Vigor - 4/12/2024, 12:14 PM
"Galactus in IMAX? Yes, please."

Anything involving galactus, celestials, heck even giantman.. should be shot in IMAX!
HashTagSwagg - 4/12/2024, 12:25 PM
This list is disgusting, Turn your comments back off!
ObserverIO - 4/12/2024, 12:58 PM
@HashTagSwagg - I disagree with all of them!
Spoken - 4/12/2024, 12:31 PM
"Lolipops over cigars" seriously gettin Ghost Rider jellybean vibes there and of course "Lose the stache or lose the election" actual dialogue in a Cap 4 movie.

Also, why is he shocked that Steve Rogers is NOT Captain America? I mean it was made pretty obvious at the end of Falcon & the Winter Soldier, you know, with all the LIVE cameras? Also wasn't it known that Steve was already a fallen hero after Endgame? I could of sworn it was said he was one of the fallen heroes alongside Iron Man.
SirDuckAlot - 4/12/2024, 12:40 PM
Where the stache at? Lame ass Marvel.
GhostDog - 4/12/2024, 12:41 PM
IMAX F4 is chefs kiss
ModHaterSLADE - 4/12/2024, 12:47 PM
F4 in IMAX is good news.
TheVandalore - 4/12/2024, 12:51 PM
I want this to be good. I don't know if my brain will ever see Ford as Ross, and if that's important to connect on any emotional level with this film, I have a feeling Everytime I see him on screen I'm gonna be ripped out of the world.
Spoken - 4/12/2024, 12:56 PM
@TheVandalore - I'm actually starting to think that too. I know he's a great actor don't get me wrong, but...yeah Idk it just feels off.
TheVandalore - 4/12/2024, 12:57 PM
@Spoken - and if he does Red Hulk up.... I can imagine his Hulk voice being augmented and sounding stupid lol
ObserverIO - 4/12/2024, 1:01 PM
@TheVandalore - You remember General Ross from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? The guy who debriefs Indy at the beginning after the nuke?

Indy got his wife pregnant. So it makes sense for his son to look exactly like Harrison Ford to me.
ReverseFlasher - 4/12/2024, 1:05 PM
@TheVandalore - maybe Im just too old (big fan of indy and han solo back in the day) but the idea of seeing red hulk look recognizably like Ford (and have a semi augmented scary voice) actually has me excited.
TheVandalore - 4/12/2024, 1:21 PM
@ReverseFlasher - I suppose it's all depending on execution. Maybe it works great. Were gonna find out.
StSteven - 4/12/2024, 9:07 PM
@TheVandalore - Yeah, I feel ya on this. Ford is a great actor but most of us usually just think of him as his most iconic roles (i.e. Solo & Indy), so the director will have to pull a performance out of him that is something different than those roles and hopefully they can do it. When I think back on the previous actors to have portrayed Ross (i.e. Hurt and Elliot) they were able to convey that certain level of intensity that Ross typically exudes in his comics portrayal. That, like, serious as a heart attack, we're going to bust some heads, don't f**k with me kind of attitude, which is not the type of characters that Ford usually plays as they are typically more laid back types of characters.

But I think he can pull it off ("Airfare Force One" anyone?), he just needs the right direction, so hopefully we'll see more "President Marshall" in this and less "President Indy/Solo" (yes I did have to look up Ford's character's name for "AFO"). 😊
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