Poem: Superman

Poem: Superman

A love poem that I wrote a long time ago about Superman.

By arrogantswami - Sep 14, 2013 10:09 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic
Source: Julius McLean

If I’m Superman, then you are Lois Lane.
Now watch me play cupid and snipe you with my poetic aim.
I have a monopoly on your heart but your love is not a game,
And I’m already inducted into your hall of fame.
You see the world is our playground,
As if the entire Earth were a Lego mound.
But baby our love is not earth bound.
It’s out of this world like kryptonite or moon ground.
If you look at it that way, then I guess we are superhuman.
If I’m Superman, then you are Wonder Woman.
We could both fly off into the sunset
Or we could fly away in your invisible jet.
Since I’m the man of steel, all of the negativity bounces right off of my chest,
While you deflect the haters with your indestructible bracelets.
It’s impossible to stop this dynamic duo from taking over.
Cuz’ instead of that green rock, our weakness is each other.
So we must spread our love for one another.
We're our own heroes, but beneath our costumes we're just two lovers.



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Saga
Saga - 9/14/2013, 10:48 PM
Well, That's Enough Internet for Today
Hazmat103
Hazmat103 - 9/14/2013, 11:02 PM
^^^
Greengo
Greengo - 9/15/2013, 1:20 AM
Lmfao!!!! : )

sappro
sappro - 9/15/2013, 1:27 AM
What issue is the comic from?
mbembet
mbembet - 9/15/2013, 2:26 AM
awesome!!!! Batman kicks superman's both asses anytime!!!
teabag
teabag - 9/15/2013, 3:35 AM
For My Mother In Law

Tilt Your Head Back And Open Your Mouth
Something Is coming Up From Down South
It Will Tickle Your Nose And Tickle Your Chin
When That Tickling Feeling Comes From Within

Stick Out Your Tongue And Twirl it In Motion
Soon You Will Feel My Romantic Explosion
This Beautiful Moment is hard to Erase
But You Look So funny With My Balls On Your Face


:)

teabag
teabag - 9/15/2013, 3:55 AM
For My Father In Law

I Tilted My Head And Opened My Mouth
Something was coming Up From Down South
"It Will Tickle Your Nose And Tickle Your Chin"
Is What You Told Me With A Devilish Grin

I Stuck Out My Tongue And Twirled it In Motion
And Then I Felt A Burning Explosion
The Stag Weekend Memories are hard to Erase
With Your Thumb In My Ass And Balls On My Face

:(

teabag
teabag - 9/15/2013, 3:09 PM
aaaaaw shucks ;P
Ryden
Ryden - 9/15/2013, 4:35 PM
I was really expecting you to rhyme chest with 'breasts' but you used bracelet....keep it classy.
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