Buffy:
When it comes to slayers, I’m one who’s real Buffy
The presence of this moron is making this battle feel stuffy
I’m a top notch hunter, just ask the Scooby Gang
And my rhymes bite harder than a Nosferatu’s fangs
Speaking of fangs, your comics and movies really suck
Go run home to Whistler, cause you’re shit out of luck
This must be your funeral, since you’re wearing a coat that’s black
I’m the true vampire killer, and you I’m about to attack
Blade:
Why hello Ms. Summers, I go by the name of Blade
Say what you want, but you’re the one here who’s gonna get played
My films and comics don’t suck, they’re real badass hardcore
While that silly show of yours is a real hardcore bore
That’s right, it is teeny-boppin high school drama
I’ll [frick] you in this battle, like I went and [frick]ed your mama
And yes, this is a funeral, but it’s not mine
Say goodnight Buffy Summers, cause it’s your time
Buffy:
That’s some pretty big talk from someone who hardly takes off his shades
It’s dark in this battle, so how can you even see, Blade?
Sunnydale needs my help, so I’m gonna take off and go
Just like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, this battle is my show
Blade:
Ha! I would have a better fight with the Sesame Street Count
Am I the superior vampire hunter? Of that, I have no doubt!
You can never beat me or my fellow Nightstalkers
Next time, you better think before going up against the Daywalker
Who won? You decide!