The Avengers (The most overrated movie of the summer) PART 2

The Avengers (The most overrated movie of the summer) PART 2

Editorial Opinion
By CRleo1995 - Aug 15, 2012 05:08 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

Well after the whole thing with Loki stealing the tesseract, and hawkeye being used as some kind of mind controlled errand boy, which just had me on an eye rolling extravaganza; like I said from (PART 1) The movie just starts off as a typical cliche action movie, which means the audience including me, knew exauctly what was going to happen next through out the entire movie.

The only thing I honestly can say I did not expect in the movie was the whole subplot of Shield holding Hydra's weapons as a way to advance their technology, but by the way that Nick Fury, Black Widow, and Agent Coulson were acting in certain things I wouldn't have been surprised that somebody wouldn't have detected it from the beginning, and the way they played it off as a ploy to add tension inbetween the team was just another unnecessary problem that we had to stick on while Loki is plotting his master plan.

The only thing I liked about the shield conflict on the helicarrier is Mark Rufflo's performance as a tired, withdrawn Bruce Banner who does not want to be used as a weapon, and how he tries to keep himself calm even when all of his so-called teammates are verbally going at it.

(okay so now I would like to post most of the grips I have for this film.)

1. The plot is typical, and predictable.

2. The whole thing with the mindcontrolled Hawkeye, and Dr. Erik Selvig was just not handled correctly and little to simple.

3. Loki was a typical villian who wants to control the human race (like we haven't heard of that before)

4. They did not explain how Thor was able to come back to earth, atleast not in detail.

5. Loki stayed and watched as Iron-Man, Thor, and Captain America fought and none of them thought it was weird, or perculiar that he did not escape and let them arrest him.

6. when they did take him in into the helicarrier it took them a good while to finally realize that he was trying to use the hulk as a strong ally.

7. Captain America smacked a grenade out of the way with his bare hand!!

8. Hawkeye was just getting his butt handed to him in the most ridiculous was by black widow, to the point where he just gets knocked out and that just happens to get Loki's mindcontrolled grasp out of his mind.

9. Scarlett Johanson could have been replaced to play Black Widow, her long pauses on screen and her tries of clever jokes are as flat as Anna Hatheway's stomach, and her russian accent is no where to be found (please don't give me that whole lector of how she's a spy and she has to conceal it, because I don't care.)


10.Agent Coulson's death was handled in comedic way then a dramatic or emotional way, that it just felt goofy and made me feel as though if I couldn't feel sad when such a good character like Agent Coulson dies then I wouldn't care for any of the Avengers dying either.

11. The Chituari are the weakest army since the drones in phantom menace, (they even shut down like them to) all they really did was blow up a couple cars, shoot a couple buildings, and wave their fancy weapons at a couple scared citizens, but you never see someone hurt or killed; you never feel as though this army could really do some damage to the world.

12. Bruce Banner just happens to get to New York just in time for the alien invasion, on a dirty, old scooter which is probaly one of the most random things in the entire movie.

13. Nick Fury's superiors launch a nuclear misssle to destroy New York, are you serious!!!

14. The only way to close the portal is by Loki's skeptor, like they couldn't have thought of something a little more scientific.

15. Iron-Man leads the bomb into the portal, when somehow his suit doesn't freeze in deep space especially in a suit that just flys onto him (Iron-Man 1 anybody?)

16. Captain America just decides to close the portal on Iron-Man after he basically just saved New York without a second thought.

17. and lastly The Chitauri just shut down like robots.

I know that people love this movie and consider it to be the "best comicbook movie ever" but I just consider it to be okay at best, all of this screaming and shouting about which comic book movie is better is unnecessary, beacause both The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises have there noticable flaws. it's just that the marvel fans are more dedicated and loud, I am surprised their not fighting people in public around the world, just beacuse someone says something about The Avengers.

But on a serious note Joss Whedon is the one to fix this on going conflict and the time that he accepts the movies as equal apponents in the genre as Tom Hiddleson has, we will all get along.

So this has been like a late movie review for me but at the end of it all I will still buy the blu-ray just to see if there is anything that might mesmerize me as it has done to the fans, because as a lover of films I respect any movie good or bad and hopefully with a new screenwriter, The Avengers sequel has some potential.

(P.S. I understand your opinions I get it you guys have been waiting for the Avengers for a long time; just like I have been waiting for the Dark Knight Rises for a long time, and I understand that The Dark Knight might have sparked this online bickering; but as a fan please for the love of Yoda stop it!! It's over you guys won, The Nolan batman franchise is over. Yes I admit it you guys won but for the upcoming Man of steel movie and the new Batman Reboot atleast give it a chance, and for some of the hater's that just love to hate well the debate will always go no with no real resolution.

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ElBicho
ElBicho - 8/15/2012, 5:53 PM
This is an editorial, not news. You whiny, nolanite dick.
NerdyGeek
NerdyGeek - 8/15/2012, 5:56 PM
NO.
CaptainObvious
CaptainObvious - 8/15/2012, 5:57 PM
I'm going to take some aspirin. The comments section is going to give me a headache.
Duskbyday
Duskbyday - 8/15/2012, 6:10 PM
This is like the bizarro version of Why the Dark Knight Rises Sucked editorial.
Ghostfire
Ghostfire - 8/15/2012, 6:15 PM
Wow.. just, wow. If you payed attention, some of these "gripes" of yours were answered in the film. You got too much time on your hands kid.
bubbabang
bubbabang - 8/15/2012, 6:17 PM
Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
TheGothamKnight1939
TheGothamKnight1939 - 8/15/2012, 6:18 PM
*Passes CaptainObvious an Advil*
Ghostfire
Ghostfire - 8/15/2012, 6:20 PM
@GK
Grab the popcorn pal. This is gonna get good.
TheOnes
TheOnes - 8/15/2012, 6:20 PM
Well now, looks like someone had a bit of late night drinking
JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 8/15/2012, 6:21 PM
I'll agree the plot was pretty predictable and nothing amazing, but I thought Loki was awesome.

Coulson's death made sense, but it didn't have any sort of emotional impact on me. Didn't care much for him to begin with so that's probably why.

I didn't like the Chitauri shutting down. Hated that.

But it was fun to watch and has been my best experience at a midnight premiere.
Anthrax
Anthrax - 8/15/2012, 6:22 PM
dude stfu
MarcoPilgrim
MarcoPilgrim - 8/15/2012, 6:23 PM
Dude, you can't even spell right.
Your "review" is ridiculously lame.
Sorry.
TayDee
TayDee - 8/15/2012, 6:24 PM
Is this the new trend at CBM? Making editorials to stir people up? It's getting prettt annoying.
campblood
campblood - 8/15/2012, 6:25 PM
it's errand boy you ass.

if your going to troll at least do it right
kisama
kisama - 8/15/2012, 6:26 PM
yeah this nothing more than some nolanite trying to take revenge for the whole dark night rises sucked thing.

alot of this is just your oppinion or you being an idiot. cap is a super-human so why is it so outlandish he slapped a grenade out of the way? the first iron man movie states how he solved the icing problem so...
and cap told him to shut the portal so the city wouldn't catch anything from the explosion.

don't really see how this post does anything for you.
OcciferPing
OcciferPing - 8/15/2012, 6:28 PM
this should be changed to "whiny kid bitches about the stupidest things in an awesome movie"

dude, reality check: No film is perfect. Regardless if you're a Nolanite or not (and the Dark Knight Rises had its share of flaws) you nickpicking this and calling it "news" is ridiculous.


NO FILM IS PERFECT. Idc how good it is.

And debating about everything he said is just going to make this article even more retarded so let's just... ignore this thread.
TheGothamKnight1939
TheGothamKnight1939 - 8/15/2012, 6:28 PM
@Ghostfire

You bring the popcorn, I bring the drinks and lawn chairs.
IronLeprechaun
IronLeprechaun - 8/15/2012, 6:28 PM
i confirm elbicho's commwnt
CRleo1995
CRleo1995 - 8/15/2012, 6:28 PM
@Ghostfire "Wow.. just, wow. If you payed attention, some of these "gripes" of yours were answered in the film. You got too much time on your hands kid"

Yes I do have too much time on my hands considering I'm a teen and I did have summer which pretty much gave me enough time to think about the gripes i have for this movie.


@ElBicho Wow that is an interesting name...but anyway yes I am a whiny prick, I'm a teenager isn't that how you percieve us anyway?... but I am not an Nolanite or Marvelite, or anything I just like comicbook movies
bubbabang
bubbabang - 8/15/2012, 6:29 PM
haha i love you IM53
CRleo1995
CRleo1995 - 8/15/2012, 6:32 PM
@KamenRiderJ22I never made this news I made this and editorial I don't know how this became news, but obviously the marvelites who can't take critiques are having a field day on this article so I guess your welcome
bagadoosh
bagadoosh - 8/15/2012, 6:33 PM
99 bottles of annoying on the the wall
TheBumblingIdiot
TheBumblingIdiot - 8/15/2012, 6:35 PM
First off Iron Man made upgrades to all his armor so he can go into deep space so he's suit would not freeze 2 Captain America was going to close that portal to keep the nuclear blast and fallout and debris from harming anyone 3 Nick Fury's superiors launch a nuclear misssle to destroy New York, are you serious Yes they would its called containment there where stupid to do it but i ca see a goverment doing something like that 4 Bruce Banner just happens to get to New York just in time for the alien invasion i think they where very close the New York when He feel and all you had to do was look up and fallow the Portal in the sky 5 Are You for real ?
Ghostfire
Ghostfire - 8/15/2012, 6:36 PM
@CRleo
Well, like I said. If you pay attention some of your gripes are answered. For instance, Thor get to earth because Odin used dark magic. Secondly, loki wanted to get caught, why? Cause he wanted the hulk. Did you catch that as well.

I'll give one more bruce knew exactly where the portal was because he was tracking from the helicarrier. Before he can tell the others hawkeye got there and started wrecking havoc.

Next time before you go off and post gripes, do some research, ask around before you start posting things. Besides you do have time on your hands as you said.

@GK
Done and done! now lets find a spot to sit!
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 8/15/2012, 6:36 PM

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JDUKE25
JDUKE25 - 8/15/2012, 6:37 PM
@Spidey91 lol
CRleo1995
CRleo1995 - 8/15/2012, 6:38 PM
*an @pyrodude93 oh yes I suck at spelling so kil me, so what? Its not like this is a actual movie review, you people think of me as an obnoxious prick anyway

@bubbabang I yes I feel so bad, I'm in my dark little basement crying my eyes out, like I give a damn




bagadoosh
bagadoosh - 8/15/2012, 6:39 PM
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Skrull
Skrull - 8/15/2012, 6:40 PM
Why the hell did they remove the "Thumbs Down" button?
TheGothamKnight1939
TheGothamKnight1939 - 8/15/2012, 6:44 PM
@Ghostfire

How's between butthurt and ignorant?
Ghostfire
Ghostfire - 8/15/2012, 6:47 PM
@GK
Sounds good!
marvel72
marvel72 - 8/15/2012, 6:48 PM
i haven't even seen part 1

you can think what you like of it,i love it & that's all that matters.

the dark knight rises was the most overrated film of the summer,it was good but not the masterpiece we were led to believe.
TheGothamKnight1939
TheGothamKnight1939 - 8/15/2012, 6:49 PM
@Ghostfire

In that case, "Let the games begin!"
CRleo1995
CRleo1995 - 8/15/2012, 6:49 PM
Wow its funny how you people are judging my spelling and grammer when if this was a Dark Knight Rises article about how much it sucked you guys would praise it and not even care about the mistakes you people call me a loser and yet you have enough time to nit pick at every little thing I did wrong. When I really don't give one [frick] about what you think, so what If I'm nit-picking this movie someone needs to nit-pick it I saw it and I didn't love it so what!? like get a life dudes, you guys are so in love with this movie even I don't love the batman movies as you guys do.
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