Before we Start if you Don't Know who is Wolverine here is a little info so we can all be in the same Page
Wolverine
Real Name- James Howlett or known as Logan
He is a mutant who can take out Sliver Blades out of his Knuckle
with Super Healing Abilities (They use to be bones,but he was experimented as weapon x and got all his bones into metal adamantium)
First Appearance:The Incredible Hulk #180 (October 1974) (cameo)
The Incredible Hulk #181 (November 1974) (full)
Created By Len Wein, John Romita, And Herb Trimpe
Here is a list of what if Wolverine was your Dad
1.Wolverine has Memory Loss, So he won't remember your birthday. So do not get mad when you don't get any Presents from "Daddy".
2.If Wolverine goes to "Take your Parents to School Day" 99.9 Percent, When Wolverine is in front of the class, He will Definitely say
"Am The Best there is in what i do...But what i do isn't very nice"
All the Kids will be like "OOOOOO is he a milk man?".
3. Wolverine is a very Mad guy, so it will be very easy to push him off edge, So when you see Wolverine get Pranked Called. Don't Be Shocked if you see him Scream on the top of his Lungs "[frick] YOU SABRE TOOTH".
4. If you Get a Call from William stryker and he tells you if "Daddy home if he can talk to him", You just say Wrong Number.
5. When Wolverine take you and Your Mom to Vacation, it is not really a vacation, you are running away from the Government because your dad is a mutant.
6.Wolverine Loves Cigars, So if he is your Dad you might start smoking a cigar at the age of 2
7.Don't Say "Hulk Smash" In front of him,it will take you down a road that you don't want to go to.
8.Wolverine can heal from any Attack,but that does not mean every time Wolverine is open you stab him in the neck to see what happens.
9.When you and Wolverine are at Block Buster to rent movies,do not rent the x-men Trilogy he really does not want to see that crap
10. Best for Last your dad is wolverine how cool is that?
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FUN FACT: Wolverine is real dad he has a son name Akihirio or known as Daken
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