Hello Everyone,
G.I.Joe is an awesome movie, well referring to both of them. They had great characters and an excellent plot. Who thought a film based on a line of action figures would ever be so popular. After seeing the film G.I.Joe Retaliation saw even more potential for another sequel. As they have taken an usual heavy bold action packed CGI extravaganza route I think it would time to change this around. Adding more drama and talking without as much fighting. Meaning at least one major fight at the end of the film and nothing else. I think the central of the character development should be the focus of the movie. The film doesn't need Cobra at all to function it could just be even the G.I.Joes interacting with each other which is what we missed in the films. They longer the scenes of exposition are the more the actual audience gets into the film.
I believe the film G.I.Joe Retaliation should have finished with an after credit sequence showing Duke is alive, this is how it will work. "Duke wakes up in a bed. Suddenly Roadblock enters the room. Duke jumps out of bed and kisses Roadblock. "I'm Gay". Fade to Black."
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Then it would have set up for G.I.Joe 3 where it is revealed Duke played by Taylor Kitsch slipped into a coma and he wakes up believing he is gay and has a crush on Roadblock. Then Cobra Commander adopts a pet tiger and eats the tiger. Then in shame he wants to stand up for animal rights. Then the joes think he is up too no good. Snake Eyes gets kicked in the nuts and is out of combat. So like Duke falls in love Storm Shadow. Then Roadblock goes insane and he is sent to an asylum. Lady Jaye then tries to heal Snake Eyes nuts by touching them and now Snake Eyes is back in combat. So they break Roadblock out the asylum. Then in a crazy twist Cobra Commander rides a horse and has an army of robots riding horses and they go to attack the joes. Then duke suddenly appears and shouts a battle cry. So like then Storm Shadow is riding this monkey on the other side of the world and he like goes to visit this guy named Batman. So Batman trains Storm Shadow and Storm Shadow puts on this Batman costume. Then Cobra Commander starts drinking lemonade. Bruce Willis shows up and he is like I'm not doing action movies anymore so he walks off the set. Then Duke and Roadblock and Channing Tatum shows up and he is like “Why you cheating on me Roadblock”. Then Channing Tatum gets upset and runs away. So like Storm Shadow is riding on this flying monkey in the sky and he lands in New Jersey and then this angry mob of people rush out and beat him up. Then Snake Eyes gets kicked in the nuts by a horse.
Duke does a backflip and falls into a wormhole which sucks him up into another dimension. Cobra Commander flies into space with a horse and he lands on the moon and then he jumps back too Earth and does a super stomp exploding the world. Then Duke wakes up in this alternate dimension Earth when he got sucked in the wormhole and he finds himself in a room. This room is like empty until Roadblock appears and he starts making out with him. Then Bruce Willis shows up and opens the door. So they both like leave and another wormhole appears so they jump into it and they land in New Jersey and Storm Shadow is fighting off this angry mob of people with his monkey. So they team up and beat up the people so then they like take a plane too this mental asylum where another version of Roadblock is being held at. So they meet up Snake Eyes in the hospital with his broken nuts and Lady Jaye appears and heals them. So Snake Eyes is back in action again so they go free the other Roadblock dude. Then Cobra Commander shows up and he is riding this rocket things with his robot army who is riding rockets too.
So they jump off the rockets and they fly into the walls of the building and they explode. So they fight his army and Snake Eyes gets kicked in the balls so he goes back to recovery. Then Cobra Commander starts drinking lemonade and Bruce Willis shows up and takes the lemonade and drinks it. Then Roadblock finds Duke and makes out with him. So like the film ends with Channing Tatum hugging Storm Shadow. Snake Eyes rubs his nuts and he rips them off and eats them. Lady Jaye appears and starts eating one too. Then Cobra Commander is alone with this horse and he unzips and has jiggy with the horse from behind. Roadblock and Duke go into a bed and they turn off the lights. Then Bruce Willis appears in a desert and he is like “WTF HAPPENED”. So he stares at the camera for 20 minutes without blinking then suddenly a car zooms by hitting him. Then it is suddenly revealed Destro is driving the car and he is like going to California. Then Cobra Commander finishes up from doing the horse and he rides it. Then these monkeys attack Destro car and it flips over. Then Destro walks up and he sees Patrick Bateman moving towards him. Then Patrick Bateman kicks him in the nuts. Then Cobra Commander rides his horse and suddenly Snake Eyes shows up all bloodied and he bites Cobra Commander's neck and turns him into a zombie. Then the horse becomes a zombie too. Then the film ends with the apocalypse happening and then Duke and Roadblock is sucked inside this wormhole. Then they wake up in an asylum and Patrick Bateman is there so he is like confused. Then the film fades to black to set up for G.I.Joe 4: Escape From Insanity.
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Thank you for reading and considering my idea. No idea goes without any merit at all.