REVIEW: Iron Man 2 Fails

Talk about not being specific. Try using cognitive thought before you decide to just throw together a review, because really all this is a paragraph of bitching. I haven't seen the movie yet so I can't comment if it's good or not, but your argument holds no water all you said in a nut shell is, "Three fight scenes suck" that's it. How about before wasting Review space you actually put some effort into your review instead of giving us a short paragraph of just overly opinionated crap with no substance.

IM2 is overated...

it was good fun thats all just another popcorn flick

CBM Contributor = Supermike

@Paulley - You really hated Hellboy 2? Really?..

@SHHH - Now we shouldn't take it that far..

I liked the film, but I think the most entertaining thing about the movie is the humor, and Tony just isn't this fun when I read about him. Justin Hammer was a total joke, he was like his character for Galaxy Quest, only bad. Natasha wasn't very Russian at all. I understand that a spy has to drop and pick up accents and languages, but I think from the film you would assume that she's a naturalized U.S. citizen from Russian decent, unless I missed a line in the movie. She had some cool fight scenes, but I still think Hit-Girl could take her down. While she's fighting a bunch of guys, Happy is fighting one guy and it's supposed to be comedic, it is comedic, but Happy is a boxer. Why is everyone making him out to be such a joke? Whiplash/Crimson Dynamo finally got in a suit at the end, and he lasted maybe a minute. Mostly when Tony fought the enemy, he was flying around.

The cool toys are...cool.

I also don't like Pepper and Tony getting together at the end, because I know she's supposed to marry Happy. I'm aware that she bounced between them, but there's no hint of them being true on that front. There was also no real chemistry to indicate that she would be cool with the romance at the end. She spent the most of the movie being pissed at Tony and he was...a completely reckless tool.

I liked the other Rhodey. It's a weird and drastic change and I liked the prior interpretation. Don did an okay job, but it just wasn't cool for me.

I didn't like the Cap shield thing going on because it was a weird cameo that was only intended for a laugh and didn't really have a point. It kind of made me go "What the heck?"

It was enjoyable. It's not my favorite comic book movie of the year. I think the best Marvel produced movie is still Incredible Hulk, but I think Thor's gonna smash them all.

Just got back from a midnight showing. This reviewer is a tard. His lazy and inept review is a reflection of his attention span and what he looks for to 'dazzle' his starry little eyes.

This is a sequel that out does its predecessor. I can't wait to see it again this weekend.

SHHH cracks me up that you say IM2 is overrated but you have an IM2 avatar? Odd...

Can't wait to see it tomorrow night!

I never insinuated that you were stating the movie was bad, I just thought it was ironic about your avatar and statement. That'd be like me saying Guinness is overrated, see what I'm saying? Chill the f^ck out.

I can't help it! And you love it.

Oh, and I saw Iron Man 2 and my pants are still slightly soiled.