Michael Bay Has Balls, Gives Devastator Testicles?

Michael Bay Has Balls, Gives Devastator Testicles?

Early Review of Film Reveals the Giant Decepticons Gender

By alten2345 - Jun 19, 2009 09:06 PM EST
Source: empireonline.com

Michael Bay has outdone himself this time.

In a recent review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Empireonline provided a unique "spoiler" that appears in the film.

"A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers 2. A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt’s Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie’s predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles."

The article also describes several Transformers that have yet to be mentioned including "one that can turn into ball bearings to access high-security areas and one in the form of a Dyson vacuum cleaner."

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen hits theaters June 24. 2009.

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divo
divo - 6/18/2009, 7:23 PM
lol golden
TheMyth
TheMyth - 6/18/2009, 10:51 PM
This is too good.
alten2345
alten2345 - 6/18/2009, 11:07 PM
@TheMyth

I know! And they won't even put this on the What's New page on here damn it!
Betty
Betty - 6/18/2009, 11:24 PM
If you disguise the title more, maybe.
alten2345
alten2345 - 6/19/2009, 12:12 AM
They can change it if they want to. I don't think it's that offensive lol.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
ThunderCougarFalconBird - 6/19/2009, 6:20 AM
Ge-ni-us! The balls of devestation! The titanium testies! Great touch! Can't wait to see them in full swing!
NateBest
NateBest - 6/19/2009, 9:03 PM
@Alten,

Sorry, Jim's out of town so I've been helping out with the editorial duties. I just saw your post and HAD to move it to the front page. I also bumped it up to the top so people will see it ;o)
SHHH
SHHH - 6/19/2009, 10:07 PM
Yes!
SpiderBat209
SpiderBat209 - 6/19/2009, 10:32 PM
Meh. Mine are BIGGER.

And, they've been known to leave MUCH MORE devastation. (hence Megan Fox's hair in the Jonah Hex thread.)

lol jk ;)
MisterNiceGuy
MisterNiceGuy - 6/19/2009, 10:48 PM
thats precious
SPIDEY1985
SPIDEY1985 - 6/19/2009, 10:53 PM
compelling..and rich
KeepItReal
KeepItReal - 6/19/2009, 11:36 PM
Has anyone seen Shibazz? Its not like her to be gone so long... where is her famous Bitchazz comments... Where ever she is I hope she is having fun...

OMG... SSSCANDALOUS! LOL...

ISM: INCORRIGIBLE & SCANDALOUS... HEHE...
charlymurfy
charlymurfy - 6/20/2009, 12:04 AM
I know!!! Look at these last minute image touchups he did of Skids and Mudflap!!! I kinda like it better...
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slimybug
slimybug - 6/20/2009, 12:39 AM
1. We HAVE seen the ball bearing Decepticons mentioned at the bottom of the article, in the previews, so that's not really news.

2. Not really surprising when you consider the fact that he gave Megatron a penis.
Hellmont
Hellmont - 6/20/2009, 1:27 AM
WOW thats the kind of news that you would only get in highschool or around the water cooler with your pimple faced buddies. LAme Dude Really LAme
alten2345
alten2345 - 6/20/2009, 1:52 AM
@Hellmont

Well the powers that be here think it's newsworthy and put it on the front page so wank off my friend:) Plus it's funny. And considering at least half of the people that respond here are of the mind that Michael Bay is a f*cking hack, I think it would be interesting to them as well.

I have to thank you for proving a good point though. I mean if it's immature and high schoolish of me to think this is news, well what does that say about Michael Bay putting it in the film? And by your standard, what does that say about the kind of person who would like such a film, hmmmmm?

LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 3:18 AM
I SAY BALLZ TO THAT!!!
Mike22491
Mike22491 - 6/20/2009, 3:56 AM
I saw the film last night, and it was incredible, and yes two enormous bulldozer balls hang from devastators crouch and Simmons look right up to them. The way devastators tears the pyramid to bits is amazing, megatron who is now galvatron would have been there for days if he was shreddin giza.
Stfargher
Stfargher - 6/20/2009, 5:06 AM
"SPOILER ALERT" It was good, very entertaining. I was very siked to see them bring the matrix of leadership into this one. There def. was parts that they went a bit too far with. Megan fox is hot, but they didn't have to capitalize on her sexiness as much as they did, the mom was funny at first, but then it got old pretty quick, a bit too much, and way too many "romantic/passion" moment was shia and megan. Any guy would love to be in Shia's shoes, but as for being a transformers movie, it just took away from the bigger picture. A lot of new small and medium sized transformers including a new decepticon style female "terminator" like transformer that tries to kill shia in college. I do feel as though Bay took what the audience loved from the the first movie, and tried too hard to multiply those moments to make it funnier, sexier and more action packed. Great movie, but the recipe from the first movie was perfect, they should have just applied that recipe to the next chapter, rather then trying to make it more potent.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/20/2009, 5:40 AM
JAR JAR BINKS!!! ; D
YohonKalic
YohonKalic - 6/20/2009, 6:12 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hope he teabags someone, that would be epic!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
mativ16
mativ16 - 6/20/2009, 7:14 AM
LAME!
Stfargher
Stfargher - 6/20/2009, 7:22 AM
@teabag - honestly, the twins where very funny throughout the movie. Yes, very Jar Jar Binks. Their CGI did need a little more work at moments. This movie had so many comedic moments with multiple comedy relief characters, (for me) it came off at points as too much. I do have to say though that when the twins called shia's roomate a "pussy" i laughed my ars off
shadowboxer
shadowboxer - 6/20/2009, 11:11 AM
ha! that's great.
i wonder if they're chromed and hang'n from the hitch
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 6/20/2009, 11:46 AM
WOW,,
TheMyth
TheMyth - 6/20/2009, 2:55 PM
Yohon: Holy shit! That would be incredible, I would literally call out aloud in the theater, "Prime just got Teabagged!"
KeepItReal
KeepItReal - 6/20/2009, 3:11 PM
4 more days!
Inohaku
Inohaku - 6/20/2009, 4:44 PM
Ugh, ridiculous...
Bandrews1
Bandrews1 - 6/20/2009, 6:27 PM
LMAO.
alten2345
alten2345 - 6/20/2009, 11:16 PM
SPOILER!!!

So I've discovered the way Sam dies in this movie. Sam get's all turned on by seeing Devastators testicles and filled with lust, Sam chokes trying to teabag the giant Decepticon. Can anybody confirm this for me? :)
KeepItReal
KeepItReal - 6/21/2009, 12:39 AM
^^^^^LOL^^^^^



***HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE!***
rawshark
rawshark - 6/21/2009, 2:19 PM
this alone, is worth the ticket price.


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