Hide Your Popcorn! Blubberella is Coming to Theaters!

WTF!!!!

uhm...

Also @Jman wrong your in your title mate :)

thanks boekelaar, fixed.

Uh...who the?

Oh Uwe Boll, that explains it. He intentionaly makes bad movies. If they bomb he and his investors make a crap ton of money do to some German insurance loophole.

straight to dvd!

This is one of Uwe Boll's strengths.
"BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!"
Pre-critic (illiterate) raves as part of the god awful tag line. And we all remember how great BloodRayne was.

what fat people can have powers and be a superhereo?
and only skinny women can model too right?
give me a break, shallow much?

If it's a porno, i'll watch it :)

She should play the Blob in the remake

I think I would pay money to see somebody kick this guy's ass walking down the street. If I were him, I wouldn't make films anymore, since he's not very good at them, and deep down he knows it, but he's so cocky and arrogant he decides to make films anyway, which is just a waste of time for him and us. None of us are going to watch your shit films Uwe. Most people call good movies shit these days, but luckily, his movies are so terrible that literally EVERYONE thinks their shit lol. That's saying something, when everyone hates you, not just a couple unreasonable people. EVERYONE.

derp...

villians- Richard Simmions, Jared from Subway, and the people from the biggest loser. lol

But the real loser here is Uwe Boll. The guy is a madman! His rants on youtube are histerical and sad. The next ed wood, Uwe Boll- The man who single handedly ruined the chance of any movie based off a game to be taken seriously.

I've never seen any Boll's film, so I won't be so judgmental on him. However, taking a hint that most of you loathe his previous work so much, I won't take the risk of seeing this in theater. But I think it's interesting enough to rent.

@Shaman: Really? He actually got paid by his government if his film fails? Why on earth would they do that? On what grounds? And why don't everybody in Germany (it is Germany, right?) make movies then? It's such an easy thing to do. You have lots of fun making crap, then you get paid!

What an idiotic policy! Anybody here from Germany? Explanation from people who really understand would be appreciated.

Orehrepus- Well, i don't particularly understand the details to the gimmick but here's some wiki info on it:

Until the law was changed in 2005, Boll was able to acquire funding thanks to German tax laws that reward investments in film. The law allowed investors in German-owned films to write off 100% of their investment as a tax deduction; it also allowed them to invest borrowed money and write off any fees associated with the loan. The investor was then only required to pay taxes on the profits made by the movie; if the movie loses money, the investor got a tax writeoff.[citation needed]

In the DVD commentary of Alone in the Dark, Boll explains how he funds his films: "Maybe you know it but it's not so easy to finance movies in total. And the reason I am able to do these kind of movies is I have a tax shelter fund in Germany, and if you invest in a movie in Germany you get basically fifty percent back from the government."

While Boll has received a lot of negative publicity regarding this funding method,[10] he was actually one of the few directors to use the tax shelter as intended. His films were financed, produced, and directed by a German company, which was the initial intention behind the tax shelter: to provide incentive for investment in German entertainment properties.

aha, that is awesome. cant wait to see the fight scenes they put in this. is her weapon a licorice whip?

P.s.
It's a bad idea to make fun of Dr. Boll. He will kick your ass.