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Feature Opinion
By WalterMelunz - Dec 30, 2022 03:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Comics
Source: Watermelon Patch

Gal Gadot eats watermelons (I have photographic proof!!!). There is a brand of Vietnamese watermelon seeds called Superman because they are strong and impervious to weather elements. 

That lady at Tony Stark’s party threw a watermelon at him and he blew it up with his Unibeam, which is kind of how I shoot when hot women throw watermelons at me.

Kamala Khan dances to the Ronettes’ “Be My Baby” in Ms. Marvel, which is a reference to Baby dancing to this same song in Dirty Dancing, and remember that Baby carried a watermelon and said, “I carried a watermelon.”

They chose Harry Styles for Starfox because he sang about his watermelon sugar high. Zack Snyder agreed with Styles when Snyder tweeted it was canon that Batman got a watermelon sugar high from performing cunning linguistics on Catwoman's kitty. Batman scarfs down watermelon on TikTok. 

When Ryan Coogler was doing research in Africa for Wakanda, he was told that watermelons are sacred. Winston Duke tried to break a watermelon with his thighs on Instagram. We eat watermelon every 4th of July to celebrate Captain America being thawed from the ice.

Ants at picnics can carry watermelons just like the ants in the Ant-Man movies. Sandman comes from the Spanish word "sandía," which means "watermelon."

The Avatar sequel was almost called Avatar: The Way of Watermelon, but they had to shorten the title because it would not fit on movie theater marquees. "The Watermelon Crawl" was inspired by Spider-Man. 

In conclusion, I love watermelons because they are in many comic book movies and remind me of bosoms and buttocks.

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AmazingFILMporg
AmazingFILMporg - 12/30/2022, 6:59 PM
Best article today.🤝❤️🙃
RealTurner
RealTurner - 12/30/2022, 8:05 PM
@AmazingFILMporg - Hey, hold on! Marvel will release FOUR AND A HALF TV shows in 2023! You heard it here from another site from a Twitter account from the ether here first!
WhatIfRickJames
WhatIfRickJames - 12/30/2022, 7:00 PM
Not one use of the word “seemingly” 👍🏻👍🏻🤘🏻
ChimiFnChangas
ChimiFnChangas - 12/30/2022, 7:01 PM
TheRationalNerd
TheRationalNerd - 12/30/2022, 7:06 PM
My man! Keep him around here!
Shroombeast
Shroombeast - 12/30/2022, 7:15 PM
Pulitzer prize material here.
mastakilla39
mastakilla39 - 12/30/2022, 7:26 PM
lol you were able to publish an article like you said previously
SpaceAgent
SpaceAgent - 12/30/2022, 7:29 PM
Watermelons are green and also red. Like the Vision and also Wanda.

Watermelons are also in Wandavision.

Great stuff!!
DarkModeDan
DarkModeDan - 12/30/2022, 7:41 PM
Oh sweet, this is some juicy content.

I know I cut into one of your jokes in the past, and thought you might have been a little seedy, but this feels like a fresh start.


ScaryTerry
ScaryTerry - 12/30/2022, 8:42 PM
This is fantastic in every conceivable way.
GetsugaTensho22
GetsugaTensho22 - 12/30/2022, 9:00 PM
I like feet.
Dobler
Dobler - 12/30/2022, 9:08 PM
I don’t generally comment on posts, but when I do, it’s for glorious content such as this. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
BGarlz92
BGarlz92 - 12/30/2022, 9:24 PM
I'm just waiting for RorMachine or Wilding to take this article and turn it into a list for the clicks.
UncleHarm1
UncleHarm1 - 12/31/2022, 11:05 AM
@BGarlz92 - 6 ways WalterMelunz is fascinated by watermelons. Please click through 6 pages of ads to see the painful origin of his obsession.
BGarlz92
BGarlz92 - 12/31/2022, 1:07 PM
@UncleHarm1 - followed by "6 more ways WalterMelunz is facinated"
VictorAlonzo
VictorAlonzo - 12/30/2022, 11:10 PM
feht
feht - 12/31/2022, 2:39 AM
@WalterMelunz I'm amazed so many hours have passed and this is still here.

Here, you earned yourself a watermelon


dhlthecobra
dhlthecobra - 12/31/2022, 4:57 AM
mind-blowing article.
Floke
Floke - 12/31/2022, 6:24 AM
This article is one in a melon.
TheWalkingCuban
TheWalkingCuban - 12/31/2022, 10:40 AM
OrgasmicPotatoe
OrgasmicPotatoe - 12/31/2022, 11:03 AM
Now THAT's the kind of content I signed up for !
rg7620
rg7620 - 12/31/2022, 11:29 AM
Santanaonfire
Santanaonfire - 12/31/2022, 11:46 AM
Is it April 1st already?
AvatarSupremacy
AvatarSupremacy - 12/31/2022, 12:52 PM
Didn't know that was Way of Waters original title, neat!
BritishMonkey
BritishMonkey - 12/31/2022, 3:24 PM
Josh has been hitting the eggnog HARD over christmas I see.
BigDriggs
BigDriggs - 12/31/2022, 3:44 PM
By Walter Melunz?? LMFAO
NateBest
NateBest - 12/31/2022, 7:24 PM
@WalterMelunz - I moved this to "Features" as it is *not* news.
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