It's likely that a user on CBM.com is in the process, or already if in the process, of scrolling down to the white box near the bottom of the page. This user has skipped over this article and gone to that box so he can type a message and put it out for the world to see. This user is either:
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Trolling
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Saying I'm wrong.
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Posting a funny comment about something said in the decription and or title of this article that I didn't catch before posting to this site. This joke will either make me laugh or feel stupid. I don't care.
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Or finally saying "I can't read it now, but it looks good so thumbs up!" (the least likely option)
To that person I say, "@#$% you!!!" Now you know what was just said right? You can understand what I meant by "@#$% you!!!" right? Of course you could, unless your a dumb@#$. You got that one too didn't you? Exactly! If you don't live under a rock drenched in holy water, with a cross on top, and a statue of Jesus choking a demon out in front; you can understand the curse/cuss/swear words I just used, even though I censored them with those symbol thingys above the numbers.
If you can do that you probably can do it audibly as well. Let's say your watching TV. Reality TV. A girl with a big butt and big boobs is yelling at another about something the producers told them to. One says "(bleep) you" or " What the (bleep) were you thinking?" It's easy to tell what they're saying right?
Now what was the point of that section of text above this section of text and below another section of text? A perfect segway in to my first point of course!!!
"PG-13 rated films may contain stronger language (e.g. bitch, shit, tits) and one uncensored use of the word [frick], provided that it is not used for sexual intercourse. If said expletive is spoken more than once and/or used sexually, it is routine today for a film to receive an R rating." - wikipedia
Deadpool uses expletives. We all know it. We all love it. We all want it. Could PG-13 provide that? Yeah it could! PG-13 movies can use the majority of cuss words, but if the F-word is used more than twice, usually, it becomes R. In this Deadpool film we'd use something movies don't usually use. The standard censor "BLEEP". How? Comedically. For example:
Deadpool Movie - Intro
Now let me be clear the "bleeping" would not be used NEARLY as much throughout the film, but would show up every now and then. Frequent enough to be a running gag throughout the film, but frequent enough so that it becomes annoying. At some point in the movie, Deadpool and the head voices would become tired of the bleeping. Finally, there'd be one moment when he said one of the bleeped words and it wouldn't be censored. He'd say something like "I said it. I wasn't bleeped. I SAID (BLEEP)" Then he'd be pissed again.
The catch would be that he's the only one that would hear the bleeps. He's the only one that can break the 4th wall. He's the only one that can peak in to our universe. There'd be various parts of the movie where he might be looking at the camera talking to us, but then we'd see it from someone elses point of view and it'd seem like Deadpool was just talking to no one. Deadpool would live in a world where everyone thinks its real, when really they're just in a studios Cinematic Universe. Deadpool's the only one who knows this, but he's seen as crazy for it.
2. Camera Tricks and Cuts That Are Quick
You see all that blood. That wouldn't be in the film. Though it's fun to see, it's not necessarry and you all are fine with it, without even knowing it. Remember that test footage that was leaked last week? Can you point the blood out to me....no....oh when he has the severed head? You can barely see anything! Just a little bit of red underneath. That's it! Everyone said "MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!" and if it was made like the test footage, it could very well be R and STILL be a success. Just watch the video below to see what I'm talking about.
I don't see why that footage would be R at all. Everyone LOVED it. The support behind it right there shows that it can be done.
You notice that right before the decapitation of the...guy...they cut away. It's implied it happens, we know it happens, the aftermat hshows that it happens, but we never see blood, internal organs, or anything else that would raise the rating of the film. I think at a certain point it would get old, and not all fight scenes are choreographed in a way where that could work, but we see stabbing and slicing in movies all the time without seeing blood.
Um....I thought I had more examples, but I don't so bye, bye!!!!
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