CRACKCOON: Rocket Meets COCAINE BEAR In Bonkers First Trailer For Horror Spoof

CRACKCOON: Rocket Meets COCAINE BEAR In Bonkers First Trailer For Horror Spoof

Cocaine Bear has a lot to answer for! The latest entry in the "animals-on-drugs" horror spoof subgenre is the somewhat controversially titled Crackcoon, and you can check out the first trailer here.

By MarkCassidy - Jun 07, 2023 08:06 AM EST
Filed Under: Horror
Source: Via FearHQ

Cocaine Bear gave way to Cocaine Shark and Meth-Gator, and now the Crackcoon has joined the party.

This latest entry in what is fast becoming a crowded "animals-on-drugs" horror comedy subgenre comes from director Brad Twiggs (Killer Campout, Brutality) and Fuzzy Monkey Films, and the first trailer and poster are now online.

Per the movie's official tagline: "When a synthetically-altered street drug is discarded in the woods by a drug dealer during a car chase with police, the fallout proves nothing less than horrific when an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of hell. With unsuspecting campers, tourists, and residents of a mountain community all in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe from the monster’s unrelenting rampage."

What would happen if Rocket Racoon ingested a boat-load of experimental crack and went on a kill-crazy rampage? Whatever went down, we're pretty sure it'd be with better production values.

This looks absolutely awful... in a good way? Check out the trailer for yourselves below, and let us know what you think.

The cast includes Rosaria Eraso (Shriekshow), Justin P. Martin (Killer Campout Part II), Gary Lee Vincent (My Uncle John is a Zombie), Jessa Flux (Murdercise), Angel Bradford (Debbie Does Demons), Tim Hale (Brimstone Incorporated), Morrigan Thompson (XXX-Mas), Hunter Redfern (Amityville Ripper), Chris O'Brocki (Bounty), John A. Russo (Night of the Living Dead), Tom Hoover (Dead & Rotting) and George Stover (Nightbeast).

Production is set to wrap later this month, with a tentative late 2023 release date. There is an ongoing crowdfunding campaign for the post-production process.

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IcePyke
IcePyke - 6/7/2023, 8:12 AM
I'm still wait for a drug addict chinchilla movie.
Origame
Origame - 6/7/2023, 8:32 AM
@IcePyke - watch it not be a horror movie but an animated film about the chinchilla being told by his family he needs to go to rehab.
phoenixvici
phoenixvici - 6/7/2023, 8:30 AM
W.... T.... F....
WruceBayne
WruceBayne - 6/7/2023, 4:31 PM
@phoenixvici - Wednesday Thursday Friday
bkmeijer1
bkmeijer1 - 6/7/2023, 8:33 AM
So they're making a parady of a movie that's already a parody on a news story? Got it.

Anyway, speaking of Rocket, I finally saw Guardians 3. Not the best of the trilogy, but it sure made me appreciate Rocket even more.
Origame
Origame - 6/7/2023, 8:33 AM
Yeah, interesting relation to rocket there.

Hey guys. Do you love guardians character rocket? Well then you'll love this regular raccoon high on Crack killing people!
WruceBayne
WruceBayne - 6/7/2023, 4:33 PM
@Origame - I’m sold! Now we need a Parakeet on meth and the trilogy is complete
Origame
Origame - 6/7/2023, 4:46 PM
@WruceBayne - ...a koala on weed!
WruceBayne
WruceBayne - 6/7/2023, 7:00 PM
@Origame - well since we’re going off the rails here, what about a Sloth on “Nuke”( the made up drug in Robocop 2). 🤣
Origame
Origame - 6/7/2023, 7:15 PM
@WruceBayne - a turtle on speed
Drace24
Drace24 - 6/7/2023, 8:54 AM
Reminds me of that Ryan George sketch:

"Sir, I have a new movie about an Alzheimers patient."
"So, an alzheimers cinematic universe? Great idea!"
massdeath
massdeath - 6/7/2023, 9:00 AM
Wow June is a little early for an Oscar bait film!
DarkModeDan
DarkModeDan - 6/7/2023, 12:06 PM
@massdeath -
gtabreaker
gtabreaker - 6/7/2023, 9:14 AM
DalekCraigWasson
DalekCraigWasson - 6/7/2023, 9:22 AM
Why is the thumbnail Rocket and not the poster? Lol
Reeds2Much
Reeds2Much - 6/7/2023, 9:23 AM
This is why movies were invented.
GhostDog
GhostDog - 6/7/2023, 9:27 AM
TheWalkingCuban
TheWalkingCuban - 6/7/2023, 9:44 AM
The scary bearded guy could carry his own horror movie, not kiddin “One Eyed Willy”
BlackStar25
BlackStar25 - 6/7/2023, 10:10 AM
What the [frick] did I just watch...
GeneralChaos
GeneralChaos - 6/7/2023, 10:46 AM
If you're going to make bad movies at least come up with your own bad ideas.
Cap1
Cap1 - 6/7/2023, 10:49 AM
That title is a very slippery slope lmao. Not much thought went into that
DarkModeDan
DarkModeDan - 6/7/2023, 12:04 PM
@Cap1 - They're playing with fire out here... 😅
DarkModeDan
DarkModeDan - 6/7/2023, 12:08 PM
"What would happen if Rocket Racoon ingested a boat-load of experimental crack and went on a kill-crazy rampage?"

dragon316
dragon316 - 6/7/2023, 3:33 PM
I will see it maybe I laugh
RolandD
RolandD - 6/7/2023, 4:26 PM
I thought that this was a joke video combining footage from GOtG and Cocaine Bear. I can’t believe this is a real movie although perhaps I should’ve put real movie in quotes..
DarthAlgar
DarthAlgar - 6/7/2023, 5:15 PM
Is crack still relevant? I thought everyone was riding the Fentanyl train nowadays.
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