Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist : 6 Marvel Heroes Who Get Laid Way More Than Tony Stark

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist : 6 Marvel Heroes Who Get Laid Way More Than Tony Stark

Though he's since settled down, Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of Tony Stark in the first Iron Man nailed the character's flirtatious nature. However, there are several Marvel heroes way more promiscuous.

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By MarkJulian - Jan 28, 2018 06:01 AM EST
Filed Under: Iron Man
The Marvel Cinematic Universe's portrayal of Tony Stark in the first Iron Man film (before he eventually settled down with Pepper Potts) was actually an accurate reflection of Stark's womanizing ways in the pages of Marvel Comics. Since the Howard Hughes-inspired character's creation in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Stark has gradually evolved from Cold War industrialist into a millionaire, playboy, philanthropist with a penchant for redheads. 

Given Stark's flirtatious nature,  indulgent lifestyle and skyrocketing popularity in the last decade, it's generally assumed by casual MCU fans that Stark has had more sexual liaisons than anyone other Marvel superhero.  But that's actually not the case.  Here are six other Marvel heroes who are arguably more promiscuous than Iron Man.


6. Daredevil


Matt Murdock's attraction to redheads might be even worse than Tony's affliction. If you look through both of their dirty laundries they've become Eskimo brothers several times over.

But whereas Tony traditionally prefers flings with wealthy socialites that enjoy fancy dinners and tanning on some exotic beach, Matt tends to prefer batshit crazy femme fatales that may or may not be able to kick his ass.  In the many decades since his debut, Matt has shared an illicit fling or two with Black Widow, Dakota North, Echo, Lady Deathstrike, Domino, Black Cat, Typhoid Mary, She-Hulk (House of M) and of course Elektra.

5. Hawkeye


Sure, the Marvel Cinematic Universe may depict Hawkeye as a dedicated family man but that's a far cry from the character's civilian life in the Marvel Comics universe. 

The former circus performer definitely doesn't stay tied down to one woman although he's closely linked to Black Widow (there's that name again) and Mockingbird- the latter of which, he was actually married to at one point.  Besides these two, Hawkeye has a pretty lengthy rap sheet that includes She-Hulk (Battleworld), Wasp, Moonstone, Echo, Spider-Woman, a Skrull and even a Scarlet Witch Doombot.  That's right, Hawkeye f$%ck^d a robot!

4. Black Widow


Sometimes Natasha Romanoff uses her feminine wiles to get close to a target during one of her covert missions and other times, she's just blowing off steam.  Either way, Black Widow's Red Room training has led her to view sex as no different than a cheat meal- a momentary self-indulgence necessary to stay disciplined.

As such, her past includes "encounters" with Iron Man, Daredevil, the Winter Soldier, Hercules, Hawkeye, Doctor Doom, Red Guardian and Alyosha Kravinoff (Kraven the Hunter II).  True to her code name, her body-heat partners are typically left heartbroken, dead or bereft of critical intel.

3. She-Hulk


The Juggernaut.  Nuff said.

Jokes aside, She-Hulk is definitely one of Marvel's most sexually liberated characters as it's been explained that her gamma radiation powers greatly increase her libido almost as much as her muscles.  She fights who she wants to fight, sleeps who she wants to sleep with and will arrive in court the next morning, ready to prosecute enemy or lover alike- sometimes that's one and the same.  That actually sounds like it would make a pretty kick-ass TV show centered on balancing courtroom tension, superhero action, and steamy bedroom acrobatics.

Over the years, various Marvel artist and writers have paired Jennifer Walters with Hawkeye, Starfox, Luke Cage, Hercules, Man-Wolf, Clay Quartermain and...the Hulk.  Yes, in the wild Old Man  Logan storyline,  the Hulk bumped uglies with his own cousin and a bleak future became overrun with their demented offspring.


2. Wolverine


When you've lived as long as Wolverine, you're bound to have a few dalliances or two in your past (along with a host of abandoned kids but that's a thread for another day).  His animal charisma and beastly pheromones have driven more than few notable Marvel heroines and villains insane with lust.  Though he's never slept with his main crush Jean Grey, Wolvie's healing factor and stamina have been put to good use by Domino, Echo, Mystique, Squirrel Girl, Itsu (Daken's mother), Silver Fox, Remus, Gahck, Tyger Tiger, Storm and Black Cat.

There's even a support group called Seraph's Angels, which is composed entirely of Logan's exes.


1. Luke Cage


Nobody gets around in the MCU like Luke Cage, not even a mutant like Wolverine, who's been around for a century or two.  Cage's most infamous sexual exploit probably occurs during Bendis' Jessica Jones series where the two get pretty NC-17 but Cage had been doing his thing decades before he ever met the private detective. 

Spider-Woman, Jessica Jones, Claire Temple, She-Hulk, Tigra, Spider-Woman, Black Cat, Darla Deering aka Miss Thing and many more have gotten "coffee" with Harlem's indestructible hero.  It's heavily implied that his (pre-marriage) little black book is filled with the entire female Avengers roster.
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Snotzo
Snotzo - 1/28/2018, 6:32 AM
Sweet Christmas
RocknRolla
RocknRolla - 1/28/2018, 6:45 AM
@Snotzo - This article is retarded.
CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 7:10 AM
@RocknRolla - i agree
Argetlam22
Argetlam22 - 1/28/2018, 7:39 AM
@RocknRolla - slow news day
Jordanstine
Jordanstine - 1/28/2018, 3:17 PM
Luke Cage with Spider-Woman was listed... twice.

Typo? Or More Christmas?
MarkJulian
MarkJulian - 1/28/2018, 6:33 AM
Hercules "could" be on here but then this would be too long of an article.

MosquitoFarmer
MosquitoFarmer - 1/28/2018, 6:35 AM
I bet you Groot has laid some seeds.
KermitTheFraud
KermitTheFraud - 1/28/2018, 6:37 AM
Well talk about a completely irrelevant article. Looks like someone is low on their bills -_-
MarkJulian
MarkJulian - 1/28/2018, 6:41 AM
@KermitTheFraud - @KermitTheFraud - I write for fun. I have a real job thank you very much.

Asturgis
Asturgis - 1/28/2018, 6:44 AM
@MarkJulian - I actually think this was a very fun article. Then, it should be the Marvel couples who have broken up and gotten back together the most.
Asturgis
Asturgis - 1/28/2018, 6:43 AM
If Psylocke and Mystique haven't made the list, then something is very wrong. I also still think Tony is number 1, since this list can't include Bruce Wayne. I can name at least 20 women Tony has had sex with from the top of my head (I just did the test), and I'm sure there are many more.

Yep, just checked, there is a Comic Vine thread with over 30 examples, and said thread is at least missing 3 of my examples.
bkmeijer2
bkmeijer2 - 1/28/2018, 6:48 AM
I think josh himself should be on top. With the amount of articles this man writes, there is no doubt women are soaking on his doorstep
CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 7:01 AM
@MalseMarcel - this isn’t written by josh to be clear.
bkmeijer2
bkmeijer2 - 1/28/2018, 11:24 AM
@QueenCipher - No I know, but I was just pointing out Josh should be on top
TheBeard
TheBeard - 1/28/2018, 6:50 AM
Hercules would be number one.
TheBeard
TheBeard - 1/28/2018, 6:56 AM
@TheBeard - Auctually he would be number 2.


Eros AKA STarFox(Thanos's brother) is number 1.

This dude just flies around the galaxy getting laid. One of his actual powers is to make women and men Horney (Pleasure Stimulation)


Also he kinda looks like nic cage

CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 7:05 AM
@TheBeard - I hate that guy, I hope there is a hint thanos killed him in infinity war.
DaHyro
DaHyro - 1/28/2018, 6:54 AM
Coffee?
CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 6:59 AM
@DaHyro - No, some tea actually.
IKidYouNotMan
IKidYouNotMan - 1/28/2018, 1:18 PM
@DaHyro - damn how old is that photo, Luke Cage look like Luke Birdcage with this every arms.
CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 7:02 AM
What about zues?
Elzeus
Elzeus - 1/28/2018, 7:06 AM
Thanos.
CaptainElrond
CaptainElrond - 1/28/2018, 7:09 AM
Fandril the dashing



Dude has a threesome every night,
Dartanian300
Dartanian300 - 1/28/2018, 7:27 AM
...Really? This is an article?
CuddlyCereal
CuddlyCereal - 1/28/2018, 7:43 AM
Remember in the ultimates when Wolverine and Spiedy switched bodies and Wolverine tried to [frick] 14 Mary Jane.
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