So you missed getting a sweet Halloween costume from us this year. That's alright...I can't hold it against you. Sometimes you just have things pop up in your life that you don't have any control over and you can't come to one of the sweetest websites on the internet. See? We have plenty of compassion and understanding...which is really rare on this series of tube we call the 'intarzweb'. I know I'm just preaching to the choir on this one because you guys are a beacon of light and hope where people hold intelligent and well-mannered conversations where everybody's opinion is both respected and heard. I mean, I don't even think you guys know the meaning of the word 'Flame War' and all you DC and Marvel guys just love each other. I saw you guys having a really in-depth discussing the merits of both Age of Ultron and the Man of Steel and how they relate to socio-economics. Wait, no. None of that is right. I think I got into one of our Hero Boxes again...we really have to keep the Joker Venom out of those things.
Actually, I'm hear to show off some of our fantastic Wonder Woman items. Hey, if there is going to be one person that is going to stop Jack Skellington from stealing Christmas the day after Halloween or stop Eric Draven from getting roflstomped on Satan's Night it is going to be DC Comics' Warrior Princess. No, not Xena...the other one....WONDER WOMAN! Yeah! I think she's being played by Gal Gadot later this year and you guys have nothing but positive things to say about her from what I understand. Just look at that fancy metal necklace! It kinda reminds you that 'it can't rain all the time', doesn't it?
Of course we also have a bunch of other Wonder Woman items to keep you looking like you are ready to bring peace to the world like only the God of War can. Socks, shirts, dresses, boots, mugs, glasses, bracers, you know...whatever your black little hearts desire. I'm not quite entirely sure how many of you could use a dress, but hey, we don't judge.