#ReleaseTheButtholeCut Just Became A Thing Thanks To This Weird New CATS Rumor

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut Just Became A Thing Thanks To This Weird New CATS Rumor

Cats has been met with widespread ridicule, terrible reviews, & multiple Razzie wins. However, things just got even weirder for the movie as people demand the release of the "Butthole Cut" of the musical!

By Nighthawk01 - Mar 18, 2020 01:03 PM EST
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We've talked ad nauseum about the Snyder Cut of Justice League, and short of a miracle, it's probably not going to see the light of day. We don't even know if the Snyder Cut exists, but it DOES sound like a "Butthole Cut" of Cats is a very real thing and sitting somewhere ready to view.

The Tweet below has gone viral after claims that a VFX artist was hired to work on the critically panned film with his sole job being to digitally remove the photo-realistic cat buttholes. 

You really can't make this up!

Tom Hooper's movie attempted to use CGI to blend human actors and cats, and the version of Cats which ended up in theaters was later replaced with one touting "improved visual effects." It still bombed, though, and grossed $74.41 million worldwide on a budget of nearly $100 million. 

A 20% Rotten Tomatoes score was perhaps the final nail in the musical's kitty litter box, but it's hard to deny that getting to see Taylor Swift and Judi Dench's buttholes in the same film would have been perhaps the most unique theatrical experience of 2019...

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santoanderson
santoanderson - 3/18/2020, 1:54 PM
If you or anybody you know has a #buttholecut, please consult a physician.
Goldboink
Goldboink - 3/18/2020, 2:23 PM
@santoanderson -
That happened to a friend of mine. He has to permanently sit on a donut. Don't Mess With Your Bunghole!
GhostDog
GhostDog - 3/18/2020, 1:54 PM
#ReleaseTheButtholeCut

dracula
dracula - 3/18/2020, 2:12 PM
@BlackBeltJones - still more likely than the snyder cut
GhostDog
GhostDog - 3/18/2020, 2:19 PM
@dracula - it’s sad how true this is
dracula
dracula - 3/18/2020, 2:22 PM
@BlackBeltJones - At least Cats has finished special effects (no matter how weird they are)
Luigi
Luigi - 3/19/2020, 1:00 AM
@dracula - and better
soberchimera
soberchimera - 3/18/2020, 1:55 PM
Strangely, this news is a more welcome addition to this site than any TROS news.
MannyBothans
MannyBothans - 3/18/2020, 1:56 PM
Isn't the #buttholecut and the #Snydecut the same thing?
Spock0Clock
Spock0Clock - 3/18/2020, 2:03 PM
@MannyBothans -

dracula
dracula - 3/18/2020, 2:13 PM
@MannyBothans - no, the buttholecut probably has more of a chance of coming out, like at least we know the effects were complete on Cats
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 3/18/2020, 2:17 PM
@MannyBothans - I personally call it the "asshole" cut, seems more fitting.
OmegaDaGrodd
OmegaDaGrodd - 3/18/2020, 2:36 PM
@MannyBothans -

GreedoSarducci
GreedoSarducci - 3/18/2020, 3:54 PM
@MannyBothans -
L0RDbuckethead
L0RDbuckethead - 3/18/2020, 1:57 PM
I'll take "Headlines I'd thought I'd never read," for $200 Alex...
Reeds2Much
Reeds2Much - 3/18/2020, 1:59 PM
Oh come on, the picture wasn't that bad.
Nightmare
Nightmare - 3/18/2020, 1:59 PM
Find these people.

dracula
dracula - 3/18/2020, 2:14 PM
@Nightmare - So the furries
dracula
dracula - 3/18/2020, 2:21 PM
@Nightmare -
SKetCH
SKetCH - 3/18/2020, 5:28 PM
@Nightmare - I need to know what this .gif is from! Haha
Nightmare
Nightmare - 3/18/2020, 5:45 PM
@SKetCH - Dawn of the Dead [1978]
THEDARKKNIGHT1939
THEDARKKNIGHT1939 - 3/18/2020, 2:00 PM
The human race is officially bored out of its mind.
Spock0Clock
Spock0Clock - 3/18/2020, 2:01 PM
@THEDARKKNIGHT1939 - The technical term is behavioral sink, and I'm afraid I agree.
Goldboink
Goldboink - 3/18/2020, 2:25 PM
@THEDARKKNIGHT1939 -
Amused To Death - Roger Waters made an album about it
Spock0Clock
Spock0Clock - 3/18/2020, 2:01 PM
This is probably just an internet joke gone a bit viral... It would be such a weird decision that probably would never even occur to the people who made Cats.

But raise your hand if you honestly believe James Cameron doesn't have an X-rated cut of Avatar with fully-animated Navi genitals.
GalGadot
GalGadot - 3/18/2020, 2:05 PM
@Spock0Clock - No they have tunics
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