Jokes and Jokes! No, I don't know why it wont air. Because it should. Roasts are great. Did you see the William Shatner Roast? Go check that out for a slew of Sulu jokes, Bill Shatner's awesome! Until then enjoy these unaired jokes of the unaired Quentin Tarantino Roast:
Jeff Ross said that "Tarantino" is an Italian word meaning plagiarism. "You're like Martin Scorceso-so." He added: "You changed the face of cinema. I just wish cinema would return the favor."
Sarah Silverman said Tarantino turned down directing "Speed," which is "the first time he ever turned down speed."
Comedian Whitney Cummings said that there were so many "white conservatives" in the audience that someone had tried to bid on Samuel L. Jackson during the silent auction. She also joked about Eli Roth's "Hostel" and Kathy Griffin's plastic surgery, stating: "No matter how much you cut it, it's still horrible."
Rob Schneider said that John Travolta was not able to attend the roast because "there was a 'Fags in Denial Who Believe in Aliens' convention."
Michael Madsen, meanwhile, called director Brett Ratner a "short little freak."
Finally, before taking off her shoes to let Tarantino drink wine out of them, Thurman recalled: "We were sitting in Quentin's office during a particularly grueling moment of shooting 'Kill Bill', and I irritated him somehow. And he said, 'You do that one more time and, next time we work together, I'm gonna write 'Bitch' on the back of your chair!' And I said, 'Honey, next time we work together, you might as well write 'idiot' on the back of my chair.'"
