Extra, Extra read all about it, "Superman gets his A*$ kicked by a Woman!

Extra, Extra read all about it, "Superman gets his A*$ kicked by a Woman!

That's right folks. They're bringing in the Big Guns and it's... wait for it...Faora? Or is that Trinity? Look out Superman, she knows Kung Foo!

Editorial Opinion
By Tenaciousbt - Apr 27, 2011 04:04 PM EST
Filed Under: Superman



Ok, so upon hearing that the fans want to see Superman fight and hit something. The “Geniuses” over at Warner Brothers and DC decided that what we need to see is a quasi remake of Superman 2 but this time around we will bring in a different Kryptonian female “Faora.” Also with their “supreme intellect” they decided instead of Superman kicking ass he is going to get his ass kicked by a woman. It’s the only reason to bring in Faora, (well that and sex appeal).

I can see it now; they bring in Faora who will of course have to whoop up on Superman with the Kryptonian martial art of “Horo-Kanu” and show this "Super-Man" how mighty women are. Then, I guess Superman will have to turn into NEO just to beat her. Ahh, there’s an image that we all have been dying to see; Superman using martial arts to fight a woman. NOT!!!!! WTF are you people smoking. This film is FUBAR (F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition). I am soooooo disappointed.

I really, really wanted to like this movie, but I have come to the conclusion that despite a “Great cast” the story is going to ruin this film. Certainly I hope I am wrong, but I just don’t see it. Why couldn’t they just make us all happy and give us Brainiac, or Darkseid, or Doomsday, Bizzaro, or even Lobo? This casting announcement is so revealing and has seriously brought down my enthusiasm for the release. I hope they stop announcing shit and just let everything else from here on out be a surprise.
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