The Boys Season 5 Introduces An R-Rated Take On The Thing, Rock-Hard - SPOILERS

The Boys Season 5 Introduces An R-Rated Take On The Thing, Rock-Hard - SPOILERS

In episode 2 of The Boys season 5, we meet a member of Teenage Kix known as Rock-Hard, a sex-obsessed take on Marvel Comics' Fantastic Four member, The Thing...

By MarkCassidy - Apr 10, 2026 09:04 AM EST
Filed Under: The Boys

The first two episodes of The Boys season 5 are now streaming on Prime Video, and the second instalment, "Teenage Kix," introduces a parody of The Thing known as Rock-Hard.

This guy couldn't be any more different from The Fantastic Four's Ben Grimm, however.

If you haven't watched the episode yet, spoilers follow.

After Butcher, Starlight and Kimiko rescue the others from Vought's "Freedom Camp," Butcher reveals that the anti-Supe virus is almost ready. The team decides to test the potentially lethal liquid on the near-indestructible member of Teenage Kix, Rock-Hard, but things don't exactly go to plan.

Upon arriving at the teen Supe group's HQ, they discover that Rock-Hard has packed on the pounds (we're not going to go into the reason why), and has become a massive mountain of molten rock and hot, spurting... lava.

During a recent interview with Variety, showrunner Eric Kripke explained how they came up with the idea for this rather vile creation.

"One of the things that the show does well is try to satirize superhero tropes. One trope that we hadn’t done yet was the Thing, the giant, bulking, character made of stone. The reason we never touched it is because we can’t afford to do it. They’re these massive CG characters. We were trying to figure out a funny character that we could from the superhero world that we could do our irreverent spin on.

One morning, I came in and I’m like, 'Let’s have him gain so much weight and be so huge that he’s lost the ability to move. So all we really need are two eyes, like in a ‘Scooby-Doo’ painting moving around, that we could plug into this sculpture that we build and could pull off.' Jessica Chou, who wrote the episode, came up with having that Stephen Hawking automated voice where that’s the only way he can talk and he’s so filthy and gross. It was just really such a strange character."

Things don't end well for Rock-Hard and most of his teammates (MM decides to let Countess Crow live) after the crew releases the virus, but we find out that Soldier Boy survived in the very last shot. What did you make of the first two episodes of The Boys season 5?

In the fifth and final season of The Boys, it's Homelander’s world, completely subject to his erratic, egomaniacal whims. Hughie, Mother's Milk, and Frenchie are imprisoned in a "Freedom Camp." Annie struggles to mount a resistance against the overwhelming Supe force. Kimiko is nowhere to be found. But when Butcher reappears, ready and willing to use a virus that will wipe all Supes off the map, he sets in motion a chain of events that will forever change the world and everyone in it. It's the climax, people. Big stuff's gonna happen.

The Boys stars Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Jessie T. Usher, Laz Alonso, Chace Crawford, Tomer Capone, Karen Fukuhara, Nathan Mitchell, Colby Minifie, Cameron Crovetti, Susan Heyward, Valorie Curry, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Jensen Ackles, and Daveed Diggs.

Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, James Weaver, Neal H. Moritz, Pavun Shetty, Phil Sgriccia, Michaela Starr, Paul Grellong, David Reed, Judalina Neira, Jessica Chou, Gabriel Garcia, Ori Marmur, Ken F. Levin and Jason Netter serve as executive producers.

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FireGunn
FireGunn - 4/10/2026, 9:03 AM
This season is horrible so far. I really don't know what's happened to this show.

Reboot the MCU and DCU
Whoelsebutkevin
Whoelsebutkevin - 4/10/2026, 9:17 AM
@FireGunn - Im loving it. Sorry you're disappointed
FireGunn
FireGunn - 4/10/2026, 9:30 AM
@Whoelsebutkevin - Glad you enjoyed it. I'm not giving up hope for this show but I sense another Stranger Things Season 5
Whoelsebutkevin
Whoelsebutkevin - 4/10/2026, 9:37 AM
@FireGunn - I hope not, so much cringe in that least season. I mean we have a talking Kimiko with zero filter, Amazing A train arc, cool fight scenes, good story and lots of surprises. I hope it comes full circle for you too.
TheNewYorkerr
TheNewYorkerr - 4/10/2026, 9:04 AM
It was kinda lame.
MisterBones
MisterBones - 4/10/2026, 9:05 AM
At this point I’m honestly kinda desensitized to whatever [frick]ed up thing The Boys tries to do. I kinda just roll my eyes at the gross out humor and stuff at this point. With that being said, props to the effects guys for making a rock creature look morbidly obese.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 4/10/2026, 9:10 AM
Loved ep 1, enjoyed parts of ep 2 but I really hope this was the last of the silly, gross-out stuff. It worked in season 1 and 2 in smaller doses, but Kripke felt the need to try to outdo himself as the series went along, and now it's just a little ridiculous.
FireGunn
FireGunn - 4/10/2026, 9:18 AM
@MarkCassidy - Both you and I know this gross shit won't end lmao. It's one of the only things they have left. It's their MO
Whoelsebutkevin
Whoelsebutkevin - 4/10/2026, 9:20 AM
I thought it was hilarious. I mean who cares what deep end they dive into in weirdness. The show has never shyed from it, I mean an aquaman inspired villain has sex with dolphins, sharks and October. Then make him eat his octopus lover, give me shock n awe when no other show will.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 4/10/2026, 9:27 AM
@Whoelsebutkevin - Yeah that stuff (mostly) worked, but sometimes it just feels forced or out of place. The whol BDSM torture dungeon scene from last season was just eye rolling to sit through.
CAPTAINPINKEYE
CAPTAINPINKEYE - 4/10/2026, 9:27 AM
Funny scene.
dragon316
dragon316 - 4/10/2026, 9:46 AM
Nothing r rated about this character
grif
grif - 4/10/2026, 9:47 AM
the show sucks. but but urban saying if you cant meat em join em. then [frick]in beat em. was awesome
MrDandy
MrDandy - 4/10/2026, 10:13 AM
Ah yes, the juvenile edgelord bs I’ve come to expect from The Boys.
J0RELLC00LJ
J0RELLC00LJ - 4/10/2026, 10:15 AM
Rock-Hard, the volcano "gooner"
GComix85
GComix85 - 4/10/2026, 10:53 AM
I've never seen this show, but everything I hear about it just sounds like a 15 year old just heard something sexual or edgy for the first time and thinks it's hilarious to just repeat it ad nauseam.
PapaSpank54
PapaSpank54 - 4/10/2026, 11:00 AM
The comic is more enjoyable to me because it's got sharper political satire and usually sharper superhero satire.
The comic certainly goes too far in a few places. But the show is more Hollywood jerking itself off.
Season 1 was pretty good but it was all downhill from there.
It feels like more superhero content for people embarrassed that they still crave superhero content.
Kadara
Kadara - 4/10/2026, 1:05 PM
I LMAO when it was revealed the lava was porn 😭
SuperiorHeckler
SuperiorHeckler - 4/10/2026, 1:50 PM
Wow. The MCU couldn't find a way to show Ben without wearing a full jump-suit but THE BOYS sure did! 😄
Lokiwasright
Lokiwasright - 4/10/2026, 3:21 PM
Thought that was gay Korg

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