Dorkly Offer Up A Humorous Take Of "The Problem With The Avengers Movie"!

Dorkly Offer Up A Humorous Take Of "The Problem With The Avengers Movie"!

"Is That A Magic Bow, Or...What?" Check out what website Dorkly came up with as being the problem with The Avengers in this comic strip, explaining the lack of Fox and Sony owned characters in the movie...

Feature Opinion
By JoshWilding - Aug 05, 2011 02:08 PM EST
Filed Under: Avengers
Source: Dorkly

I don't think there's a single person not a little disappointed that we'll more than likely never see the likes of Spider-Man or Wolverine alongside Captain America, Iron Man and Thor, but Dorkly have now given their own humorous take on a scenario which justifies why exactly we won't see those characters assemble together on the big screen next year!



STARRING:

Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Ramanoff/Black Widow
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Tom Hiddleston as Loki

RELEASE DATE: May 4th, 2012. (US)




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Rhys
Rhys - 8/5/2011, 2:36 PM
I get the impression this was suppose to be funny, but not so much as a grin snuck onto my face....
Dmon
Dmon - 8/5/2011, 2:36 PM
LOL Awesome
drykillogic22
drykillogic22 - 8/5/2011, 2:37 PM
Hilarious..lolz
BackwardGalaxy
BackwardGalaxy - 8/5/2011, 2:37 PM
haha!
dahamma
dahamma - 8/5/2011, 2:39 PM
Yeah just a grin for me, not that funny
comicbookjerk
comicbookjerk - 8/5/2011, 2:39 PM
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE I WANT MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE IT MORE MORE MORE MORE!
Sentrybob
Sentrybob - 8/5/2011, 2:40 PM
your scary ghost, i like that, but are you ready to be scary for your country?
BigK1337
BigK1337 - 8/5/2011, 2:44 PM
Have to admit, this is one of the weakest Dorkly jokes out there.

The BearShark joke is alot funnier (wait thats CollegeHumor; than again, Dorkly is just a nerd subdivision of CollegeHumor).
HelaGood
HelaGood - 8/5/2011, 2:51 PM
meh
superotherside
superotherside - 8/5/2011, 2:51 PM
ROTFLOL!
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 2:52 PM
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 2:52 PM
Tick tick BOOM!
Coloso
Coloso - 8/5/2011, 2:58 PM
wa wa waaaahhhh!

Thumbs down.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 8/5/2011, 2:58 PM
One of the most boring articles I've seen in a long time.
TheStranger
TheStranger - 8/5/2011, 3:00 PM
lol nice
JohnPaul
JohnPaul - 8/5/2011, 3:06 PM
That makes me happy! C",
Spidey91
Spidey91 - 8/5/2011, 3:06 PM
@ScionStorm
that's my Hawkeye tribute! :D
marvel72
marvel72 - 8/5/2011, 3:08 PM
wow i really don't know what anyone saw funny in that.i've heard funnier shit in the comments section of this site.
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 8/5/2011, 3:12 PM
It's ok, made me chuckle briefly. I know what will help liven this article up on a slow news evening though... :)
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 3:14 PM
@itbegins2005- Yes spider-man is a loner. That is exactly why Marvel Team Up is just a myth. It never happened. Peter didn't team up with practically the whole of the Marvel Universe.

HavocT
HavocT - 8/5/2011, 3:16 PM
Makes a good point.
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 3:17 PM
@ Spidey91 It's good. Though tbh I didn't I think the first 40 seconds were unecessary since it's a Hawkeye tribute. I like it anyway. :D
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 3:18 PM
*"I didn't think"

Grrr. No. Edit. S.U.C.K.S
JackMan
JackMan - 8/5/2011, 3:20 PM
@itbegins2005 I agree. I don't want Wolverine or Spider-Man in the movie. Are they Avengers character? Yeah, sort of... as in, Bendis put them on New Avengers, but to me, The Avengers are Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Ant-Man, Wasp, Hawkeye, Vision, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Ms. Marvel, and characters like that.

Keep the movies to the traditional Avengers characters. I'd even be ok with seeing Hulk leave the team in the end, like in the comics. (although I doubt he will for marketing reasons). I don't want to see guys like Wolverine in the movie though, because he's not a traditional member of the team. Wolvie and Spider-Man have their own films. Leave the Avengers films to the big 3 Avengers, and other traditional ones like Hawkeye and maybe Vision
PaulRom
PaulRom - 8/5/2011, 3:21 PM
I find it funny that my comment was the only one that was reported, but there's plenty of others who agree with me. :P
Anyways, Itbegins2005 has a good point. As awesome as it would be to see Spider-Man and Wolverine on the Avengers in live-action, it would kinda clutter the story up with so many characters. besides, unless Fox and Sony decides to give their characters up, we'll never see a MCU with all of Marvel's A-list characters.
jaysin420
jaysin420 - 8/5/2011, 3:24 PM
"Bow and arrow guy" lol they should totally call him that in the movie. He seems so pointless to me, especially next to those 3.

The opening scene should be Shield sending Hawkeye to stop the Hulk, but the Hulk tears his limbs off and eats him.
ScionStorm
ScionStorm - 8/5/2011, 3:26 PM
Classic before the new. These characters are burning bright for the same reasons they did when they first came together. And that is how it should be.
Ranger14
Ranger14 - 8/5/2011, 3:36 PM
I agree with Fury when he says, the Avengers are a first class act. A-Listers only. I am perfectly content with who they have on board. Hawkeye is no slouch. Love his role in Earth's Mightiest. The animated films do well enough without having Spiderman, Wolverine, etc. in them. It doesn't bother me one bit if they are never part of the Avengers on screen.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 8/5/2011, 3:38 PM
@Josh/Tea Keep up the boob - er, good - work. :D
sbdc1939
sbdc1939 - 8/5/2011, 4:13 PM
i did chuckle. i gota kinda agree cause i kinda wannna see spider-man and wolverine join the avengers and at least mr fantastic. But the movie will be very cool all the same despite the fact im not really a thor fan, although i did like the movie dont get me wrong.
OdinsBeard
OdinsBeard - 8/5/2011, 4:50 PM
lol! i laughed as soon as spider-man gtfo. plus the last line is classic.
astroboy
astroboy - 8/5/2011, 4:50 PM
haha, the was cool. =)
Boyle360
Boyle360 - 8/5/2011, 5:14 PM
k.
dudemanjac
dudemanjac - 8/5/2011, 5:22 PM
I guess I'm just easily amused.
brewtownpsych
brewtownpsych - 8/5/2011, 5:39 PM
genitals prefer blondes ...
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