My Goldfish Absalom Twitters about auditioning for the Role of Catpatin America

My Goldfish Absalom Twitters about auditioning for the Role of Catpatin America

I was as surprised as all of you probobly are, but after checking twitter, I discovered my own pet fish was up to audtion to play Captain America...

By TheSoulEater - Mar 09, 2010 03:03 AM EST
Filed Under: Captain America

Absalom, my fish for 5 years has just recently tweeted about his chances of possibly being chosen for Captain America, No more then half an hour ago.

"It was on twitter that I was actually suggested to even audition. When I heard the Jonas Brothers were in the runnings I decided WHAT THE HE*L, I'LL GO FOR IT."

I didn't quite believe it when I saw it either, but then again this has been that kind of week for this stuff. And yes I have often wondered how my fish knows our wifi account code, and no I dont know how he aquired a water proof iTeasurechest, and yes he is a blonde so at least he has that going for him towards the role.

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For those who dont know he's a very accomplished actor and stunt fish, he was the stunt fish for the Gold fish in Homealone 3, as well as the stunt fish for the CGI model for Nemo in finding Nemo. As for a commanding voice, he dubbed as the voice of Sideways talking fish head in spongebob squarepants, and provided the voice for the bubble sound effects.

All an all, I'll be so proud if you make it Absalom.


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Tc
Tc - 3/9/2010, 4:18 AM
HAHAHAHA

GO GOLD FISH!
Boekelaar
Boekelaar - 3/9/2010, 4:26 AM
Best possibilty I've heard in a long time.

Question: do they make blue contact lenses in his size?

If so then I suggest that marvel hire him right now! :P
Boekelaar
Boekelaar - 3/9/2010, 4:27 AM
This needs to be put on main!!! lol
Boekelaar
Boekelaar - 3/9/2010, 4:51 AM
Namors: backup
Aquamans: safety lmao
Kyos
Kyos - 3/9/2010, 4:53 AM
:D
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/9/2010, 5:36 AM
LOL! : D
Shaman
Shaman - 3/9/2010, 6:16 AM
Goddamn it!!! WHy did you have to be the only one to find THE ONLY Captain America contender that actually is better than Jensen Ackles!!! CURSE YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!! *shakes fists in angre*
Hawksblueyes
Hawksblueyes - 3/9/2010, 6:24 AM
I could get behind that fish for the part. And if he doesn't get it he can be a sandwich.:)

TheSoulEater : Classic article man. Good job.


LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/9/2010, 6:25 AM
; D
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/9/2010, 6:26 AM
I'd take GOLDIE over the JONAS BROTHERS!!! : P
Shaman
Shaman - 3/9/2010, 6:40 AM
Soul- Pitty this isn't April 1st!!! This should totally be on main LOLOL ;P

AWESOME JOB, BRO :))

Hey... wasn't Absalom also the fish in "The Cat In The Hat" movie???
jusme6
jusme6 - 3/9/2010, 6:45 AM
@TheSoulEater: Great find!

Absalom's definitely got the look down and I like that he's an unknown. Absalom really has a strong, commanding stage presence. I'm always BLOWN AWAY by his bubble sound effects in Sponge Bob Square Pants.

THIS JUST IN: I am in the running for Captain America. Wish me luck guys!
Shaman
Shaman - 3/9/2010, 7:18 AM
Awwww... it's bumped down to fan fic :(
DogsOfWar
DogsOfWar - 3/9/2010, 8:24 AM
Great article Soul Eater!

Can't wait to see the fight scenes with him against Red Gill Skull.
answer
answer - 3/9/2010, 8:53 AM
HAHA!! This is awesome! GO ABSALOM!!
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 3/9/2010, 9:10 AM
lmao! Absolom for Cap!!

lol @ Shaman & Tea

Absolom is already better than a lot of the so called candidates!



StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 3/9/2010, 9:10 AM
Cute fish btw
punkazzINC
punkazzINC - 3/9/2010, 9:21 AM
Wow, I am so glad that Absalom is reading for the part. After I heard that Branagh turned him down in favor of someone "taller" I was kinda heartbroken. At least this fish looks stronger than ALL of those CW "stars". That and he's commanding. Haha. Cheers!
TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 3/9/2010, 2:47 PM
THanks guys, and Absalom says thanks for the support
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/9/2010, 3:00 PM
SOUL @ Absalom done great!!

Fingers crossed, hey, i got him some fish food! : P

TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 3/9/2010, 11:06 PM
@Boekelaar, yeah he hopes so too, his eye color is the one thing he thinks may hinder him from taking the part home.

@DogsOfWar- He actualy was hoping that if he went up against red Skull it would be Viggo Mortenson, he's a big fan of him.
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