SPAWN 3D: The Ultimate SPAWN Fan Cast
Spawn, one of the greatest comic book characters ever made hasn't received a proper live action treatment. Here is my fan take on how it could work better than that silly 1997 film as I give proper dues to Spawn, the ultimate warrior!
Spawn created by Todd Mcfarlane, one of the most darkest comic book characters ever created. This is my fan cast and plot to honor him.
THE LONG PLOT
It's been ten long years since Al Simmons became Spawn. Now Simmons is no longer Spawn as the curse had been semi lifted and lives a normal life with his wife Wanda and his ex-wife Cyan who also happens to be his daughter. He also sleeps in one small king sized bed with them and usually likes to break out into a musical during happy hour. Al Simmons then one day gets a visit from his former best friend The Clown who tells him the Anti-Spawn is coming to Earth to challenge him to an epic musical battle to determine the fate of the Earth! The Anti-Spawn even has an army of kickass angels as his own back up singers! So Al Simmons takes the offer and tells Wanda and Cyan to get married if never comes back. So the Clown and Al Simmons travel to hell via a badass Nissan Cube. The Clown smacks a Rihanna bobblehead on the dashboard and the car starts to roar with extreme fire as the engine revs up! Once in hell they start recruiting an army of awesome singers such as the ever loveable Jason Wynn, the amazing vocal talents of Bruce Stinson and Agent Roenick, the emotionless vocals from the deadly Jessica Priest and that guy Simmons killed years ago Terry Fitzgerald! Trouble brews as the Anti-Spawn touches down on Earth and takes spiritual possession of Wanda and Cyan for his own singing army! Then there's Sam Burke and Twitch Williams who's hot on the musical trail of discovering their existence. Even Malebogia who took a vacation knows something is up! Even Batman and Superman can sense some hardcore stuff is about to go down! The ultimate music battle of all time, is about to begin! (And this plot idea was totally not inspired by that Robot Chicken segment)
DIRECTOR and WRITER
Michael J. Fox is a brilliant actor, so he must be a brilliant director. He knows what films are and he knows what good quality is. And surely would know how to keep the camera steady unlike any other director.
Simon Cowell has successful produced television shows centered around music and he was judge on American Idol, so he knows what music is! This is why he needs to be the writer on this project. He doesn't need to know who the characters are, all he needs to give them is a proper voice!
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THE CAST
Billy Ray Cyrus is beyond talented and he is ripe with emotions just like Spawn as demonstrated in one of his hit songs, Achy Breaky Heart! He can bring the character to life unlike anything we have seen before and make it the truest portrayal ever. He has the rebel and badass attitude to drive this character in places.
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The Anti-Spawn being the main villain you need real star power to counter act the main talent, enter Justin Timberlake. He has the voice of an angel and a soft spoken heart. His high pitched notes would gently move the character of Anti-Spawn unlike anything at all. This is true innovation people.
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For the role of Wanda, a talented actress needs to be placed in the spot. Not only talented but smoking hot! Katy Perry is all that and more than you can ask for! Her true emotions would make Wanda shine.
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The villainous Jason Wynn, you need someone that can not only look like him but act as mean as him. Eminem's own lyrics demonstrate a characteristic of Jason Wynn. He is literally the character himself.
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The Clown is the one that guides Spawn on his own spiritual journey and is his best friend. Meaning the actor playing Clown needs to have perfect chemistry with the actor playing Spawn. This is a role that definitely fits Chris Brown. Clown also needs to look scary, and Chris Brown can definitely get scary!
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Chapel is basically this badass dude that looks like a punk rocker so why not get a badass dude to play him that does look like a punk rocker? Chad Kroeger is not only an easy pick but the best one to take on such a complex character. He even looks like Nicolas Cage so bonus!
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If you look carefully in the picture, you will see both of them are wearing the same glasses. Also Chester Bennington is awesome, end of story.
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Malebolgia is the most frightening and terrifying demon from the underworld, to play such a role you need someone that takes in all those personalities while also making you crap your pants with fear! This is why Nicki Minaj is perfect for the role. No doubt about it you will be screaming and wanting to run out the theatre immediately!
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Michael Bolton is an idol and a legend. His role would strike the film with so many awards even Titanic couldn't sink it down! In all seriousness though, this will be a powerhouse of a performance sure for the years to come.
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To play Terry you need someone really young and hip who has a deep understanding of times today and also today's current generation of hipsters. Andy Samberg has a clear understanding of all of that! Also Terry needs to be the comic relief and Samberg is perfect at comedy.
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Jessica needs to be played by a fast....AND swift actress! So why not get Taylor Swift? She will rock the movie more than a boat can do!
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The character of Cyann is a serious role. You need an actress that can perfectly act like a child and also act like a grown up. Think of a multiple split personality type face. This is why Miley Cyrus would be too perfect for the role.
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Sam Burke is one big hardcore character! You need someone with a familiar physique to portray his own likeness, this is why I chose Adele! The resemblance is totally uncanny and you can't deny that for sure!
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Yeah I think this casting choice is pretty dead on.
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Justin Bieber is not only a fan of Batman but he also owns a Batmobile! Meaning there wouldn't need to be any production costs going into building a Batmobile, you see saving money is that easy!
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....Am seriously done with this crap.*Calls Taxi*
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Thank you for reading and sticking around this long, so um you know what to do. *Points Down*. NO NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING, I meant the comments! Zip it back up right now! Just leave a comment below please, comments are like change to me, they are precious. I love you all, I seriously do.