Holmes & Watson:
Holmes: My dear Watson, what have we here?
Watson: It looks like a dog and a stoner who can’t grow a proper beard
Holmes: We’re the real OGs, staples of Scotland Yard
Watson: And we both are gonna stomp you two idiotic twits real hard
Holmes: We’re in classics of literature, you’re in crappy movies and cartoons
Watson: Holmes, why do we even bother with these couple of buffoons?
Holmes: You’re guess is as good as mine, but prepare for attack
Watson: We spoon feed these burns, call them a Scooby snack
Scooby & Shaggy:
Shaggy: Like Zoinks, Scoob! Look at the sight of these guys
Scooby: Yeah, Rhaggy, the faces of these two makes people want to die
Shaggy: All your crappy stories make people fall asleep
Scooby: We ain’t afraid of two stupid crazy British creeps
Shaggy: And that says a lot, because it doesn’t take much to scare us
Scooby: We’ll run you over with our van, but it’ll feel like a bus
Shaggy: We’re the better mystery solvers, so beat it and go home
Scooby: Sorry Watson and Holmes, you’re about to get owned
Holmes & Watson:
Watson: Ha! You bloody fools aren’t much of a fight
Holmes: Our rhymes will give you a fright that’ll make you white as a light
Watson: We’ll always be known as the better detectives, you see
Watson: Cause our assurance of victory is certainly elementary!
Scooby & Shaggy:
Scooby: My bites hurt harder than the Hound of Baskerville
Shaggy: You too look as green as the Creeper. Our raps must be making you ill
Scooby: Just say g’day, cause your boat’s about to sink
Shaggy: When a case needs solving, the choice is always Mystery Inc.
Who won? You decide!