Superman art no.10

Superman art no.10

Computer-generated cast for Man of Steel

By tsuru - Feb 26, 2012 08:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



This cast was created by CattleCall™ casting software: an innovative technology comprising a database of over ten thousand actors including virtually all current members of SAG and AFTRA. The recorded theatrical performances of each actor (or sample reels submitted by aspiring actors) are first broken down into elements or scenes relating to one of Polti's 36 dramatic situations. For each situation their vocal inflections, facial expressions, and body language are separately codified and assigned a rating. When callsheet descriptions are entered, each actor's score is then compared through a complex multi-dimensional analysis with the emotional range and requirements of potential roles, and the software determines, with a 99.9% certainty, the best actor for the role. CattleCall™ has a perfect operational record and has never made a mistake.

N.B.1: Owing to his nearly infinite talent scores in several key metrics, Nicolas Cage will normally be cast in every role that is entered. This is not an error. To see other options, please use the "ALTERNATES" menu on the main screen.

N.B.2: CattleCall™ is completely without bias: it does not use age, race, or sex as parameters and ignores them when they appear as role descriptors. As a result, the call sheet description "an old black woman" will simply return the most talented actors in the database, namely Nicloas Cage as "best choice" with Jackie Chan as "first alternate."
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CyclopsWasRight
CyclopsWasRight - 2/26/2012, 9:02 PM
ummm....what??
MercMatt
MercMatt - 2/26/2012, 9:20 PM
Pahahah!!! Love the hell out of this. Funny shit, indeed!
IwasGroot
IwasGroot - 2/26/2012, 9:35 PM
Why does this crap keep showing up? It's not funny, not creative, the art is horrific! Is the guy that puts this shit up Andy Kauffman or something?
Rhys
Rhys - 2/26/2012, 11:15 PM
Kakarot
Kakarot - 2/26/2012, 11:47 PM
I hate every other one of these things and think they're wasting space but this one... Nick Cage playing every role? Hahahaha, bravo.
DetectiveCinema
DetectiveCinema - 2/27/2012, 12:00 AM
This is perfection.
ftoons
ftoons - 2/27/2012, 5:56 AM
Lol, this is the best you've made :D
MovieMaster
MovieMaster - 2/27/2012, 7:45 AM
You need special help.
AC1
AC1 - 2/27/2012, 9:05 AM
as much as i've changed my opinion on your articles, originally finding them somewhat humorous to retardedly annoying, Nicholas Cage would've been an awesome Perry White.
RunDTC
RunDTC - 2/27/2012, 12:06 PM
as usual, your crappy fan-art (if you can call it that) sucks as usual and takes up space on the site. consider getting a life and even better, consider actually contributing something worthwhile for once.
tsuru
tsuru - 2/28/2012, 9:58 AM
Dionysios, splendid suggestion -- you clearly have a discerning eye for talent.
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