New GI Joe Footage Screened

New GI Joe Footage Screened

Wanna know what the basic GI Joe story revolves around? Look no further.

By jman1977 - Mar 18, 2009 12:03 PM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe
Source: darkhorizons.com

Darkhorizons.com broke the story here is what they had to say about the new GI Joe footage that was screened yesterday by a bunch of journos, exhibitors and execs.

"The footage established the premise that an international military task force has been setup to combat global threats. The base of operations seems to be a sandy desert somewhere with one of the early effects shots showing a secret circular hangar bay door opening for an advanced Harrier-like jet to land. Later on we see two lumps racing under the sand and disturbing a caravan of camels.

The main thrust of the story in the film is that the COBRA organization have taken microscopic robot nanites, originally developed as a way to cure cancer, and have been able to reprogram them to do almost anything.

A demonstration involves the launch of a missile containing some nanites that have been programmed to eat metal. The missile is fired from some sort of underwater vehicle in The Seine, it streaks across Paris and hits the Eiffel tower. The tower is eaten away, bits of the lower arches start falling off as people scatter, and the tower itself collapses.

Destro (Christopher Eccleston) talks about the plan and is seen operating from COBRA's own secret base which is a huge underwater facility under the Arctic ice. Much of the visual effects footage, albeit mostly incomplete, showed what looked like a climactic attack by GIJOE's forces against this base - think "Thunderball" meets "Seaquest" with lots of sleek looking CG submersibles attacking similar vehicles and/or the giant metal spires that make up the various wings of the facility.

Another big portion of the footage is devoted to the body armor worn by the good guys. The body suit essentially covers everything but their face (which is covered in retractable glass/plastic) and is said to enhance a person's strength, speed and agility. We briefly glimpse the CG heads up display on the inside of each helmet as well.

Cut to a truly bizarre scene in Paris where two people (Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans I think) in the suits are running through the streets as European luxury cars with retractable guided missile launchers built into them fire rockets at the duo. The two guys jump, flip, dive through a train, get flung off the back of a truck that gets blown up, etc.

Later on there's a scene with The Baroness (Sienna Miller) on top of a a building's massive glass ceiling as Tatum's character lands on the far side. As he runs towards her, she sets off some device and the ceiling explodes upwards in a massive shower of glass that sends him tumbling.

While we glimpse Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow in the footage a few times, there was no sign or even hint of Cobra Commander as far as I can recall."

Well here we are just a couple months away from Joe's big premiere and this is the most info we have been able to gather regarding GI Joe. Hopefully the studio is holding back a few trailors and any other promotional hype because they dont want to give away the movie, not because it so horrible it will lower expectations.

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ThisFan
ThisFan - 3/18/2009, 1:01 PM
i cant wait to see this movie, its not like the old show or books but hopefully good action
Shaman
Shaman - 3/18/2009, 1:32 PM
Ooooooh... So the green foam eating the Eifel Tower was in fact robot nanites... *blink, blink*

"COBRA's own secret base is a huge underwater facility under the Arctic ice."...

See now, normally they put out the parody after the actual movie but Austin Powers got to the screen first with they're "volcano base".

In't clevah?
vonstallin
vonstallin - 3/18/2009, 1:33 PM
True...I have come to the fact that movies need to have their own universe and you will never be able to compress years of comics/cartoon stories into a 2+ hour movie.

With that changes are needed.
Bat Man pulled it off the best. Iron Man had to be updated and pulled it off. Hulk, etc...(Hulk 2 that is)

So Gi Joe sounds more like the Gi Joe Sigma 6 version vs the classic Joe we are use to.

In the end $10 to be entertained is better than sitting at home grabing my balls.
vamps
vamps - 3/18/2009, 1:34 PM
lame...
but I'm still gonna watch it..
I grew up playing with GI joes and now I still play with them with my kids...
Minotauro
Minotauro - 3/18/2009, 2:02 PM
This movie may do ok?!..not really excited for it.. :(
loelife
loelife - 3/18/2009, 2:25 PM
i dont have high hopes for it, i think the wayne brother is retarded, snake eyes is the shit, but vonstallin had it right, $10 bucks well spent. unless i'm grabbing my balls to a re run of the golden girls. hmmmmmm
DarkAvengers
DarkAvengers - 3/18/2009, 2:33 PM
I have a baaaaaaaaaadd feeling about this one, guys. The same asshole who directed The Mummy, directed this.

All that says to me, "Family Fun GI Joe" Yay!!!

[frick] this fag. I'm betting he [frick]s it up.
Minotauro
Minotauro - 3/18/2009, 2:51 PM
@ Mattlask - Wow!..the mummys 1 and 2 were'nt that bad?.. :)
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 3/18/2009, 3:38 PM
Sweet, this movie is gunna rock, and I think Cobra Commander isn't gunna be shown until the end of the movie. It's lookin like Destro will be the main villain, and then join with CC and make COBRA for a G I Joe 2!
Betty
Betty - 3/18/2009, 3:50 PM
i dont like to here, "nanites programmed to do just about anything." Writers like it because when you hit a plot hole, nanites fill it.


I cant wait to see sgt. slaughter and refrigerator perry!
adamrich81
adamrich81 - 3/18/2009, 4:22 PM
This made me somehow even LESS excited to see the movie. Adios childhood, you were good to me! Body suit which essentially covers everything but the face, (which is covered by retractable plastic) GDMIT!! AHHH EVERYTHING SUCKS, EVERYWHERE! I wish I was 10 always.
Supermike
Supermike - 3/18/2009, 4:55 PM
Look better then the Dark Knight and the guy did give us The Mummy the 2nd greatest movie of our time
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 3/18/2009, 5:22 PM
mm...yes, supermike, missed you buddy, and I didn't just miss you, I MISSED you
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/18/2009, 5:24 PM
GI JOES GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!! Just like i thought ages ago! ; ) mizzed ya too supermike!!! :thumbs heh heh
TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 3/18/2009, 5:35 PM
SNAKE EYES
Lobo
Lobo - 3/18/2009, 5:45 PM
I hope they dont drag Sgt. Slaughters old ass out of retirement for this movie. That will just be the end of all hope for me. I am giving it a chance because of Stom Shadow and Snake Eyes. I saw some pretty good looking clips with them in it. Also, maybe they will throw Quick Kick into the mix with them. Jet Li perhaps....But as far as the rest of the cast, I cant believe the kid from Third Rock From The Sun is Cobra Commander. That is very odd choice. But maybe he will pull it off. If it is a success there is a large future for this franchise. I hope they do get it right with this one because this is one of my favorite childhood cartoons. So I will Expect the worst but hope for the best with this one.
adamant877
adamant877 - 3/18/2009, 5:46 PM
Same guy who directed the Mummy you say?.. Oh, sh$#!
It's a damn good thing that I haven't had to pay to watch a movie in the theatres since 1999, or I'd be seriously pissed! LOL
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 3/18/2009, 5:46 PM
I missed you too superdyke, you demented little [frick]er!

I couldnt care less about this movie
FalconX2
FalconX2 - 3/18/2009, 8:03 PM
I was hoping they were just gonna try to give it that cheesy edge that the original cartoon had. But do it on purpose... But from the way it sounds, they are trying to promote this thing like it is a GOOD plot...

Ew.
Montross
Montross - 3/18/2009, 8:15 PM
I understand why some people are hesitant to jump on the GI Joe bandwagon. I've read the script and do have some disagreements with it, but in the end I think it will be better than most people are currently expecting it to be.

The fanboys might get their panties in a wad over some aesthetic differences, but I have a strong feeling that most sensible people will accept it as being a straight-up popcorn flick that's meant to bring folks to the theater and just have fun.
shibazz
shibazz - 3/19/2009, 1:48 AM
i like mice when they freeze to the ground cuz i watered the plants and forgot to turn off the hose... they are funny!
comicb00kguy
comicb00kguy - 3/19/2009, 7:36 AM
The only good thing to come out of this movie is the news that they're going to re-release the first season of the original series on DVD on July 21. No word on pricing, it sounds like it's going to have all kinds of sweet extras.

And Montross, I'm sorry, but when you put everybody in both sides (with the exception of Storm Shadow) in identical black outfits, it looks a hell of a lot less like a beloved TV show/comic book/toy line brought to life, and more like just another generic paramilitary action film. That concept got played out back in the early 90's. Couple this with changing the entire concept away from GI Joe being America's elite fighting force to being generic "global peacekeepers", and you have a recipe for disaster. It may be a "popcorn flick", but those can be done with all-new characters, not just lazily fitting established characters in a formulaic story designed more to sell merchandise than tell an original and entertaining story.

Do you remember a Sprite ad from several years ago, where two guys were pitching a summer blockbuster to an executive? They had the merchandise tie-ins lined up, a song with a new dance, a full line of toys, and more. The executive asks them "what about the script?" and one of the guys responds nonchalantly "oh, we'll knock that out this weekend". The executive was pleased enough, and went back to asking about the various tie-ins. This movie reminds me a lot of that.
CyborgNinja
CyborgNinja - 3/19/2009, 9:17 AM
I'm sorry but this movie sounds like it is going to totally suck. First they take AMERICAs hero and turn them into a power ranger task force for the UN, complete with exoskeletal performance enhancing suits (lame).

Now you have secret desert base and secret arctic base...

Reprogrammable freaking nanites able to do anything? So lets make them eat metal super duper fast and start taking out landmarks!!

Cobra is starting to remind me of a better dressed and educated talaban.

Seriously, flipping and diving through the streets eluding the Transporter+DeathRace cars. More lamage...

Snake eyes and stormshadow.. Thats it. I'm going to see this movie for them.

Ninjas Rule
CyborgNinja
CyborgNinja - 3/19/2009, 9:35 AM
Futhermore, this movie COULD have boosted military applications in the U.S. all day long if they made it right. I can already see wanks sitting around watching this and then going out and signing up with some sense of purpose! lol

Not now...
shibazz
shibazz - 3/19/2009, 11:40 AM
I would have bought the flipping through the streets if it was a Cobra bio-mechanical or pure robotic strike squad that could manipulate its weight to break the laws of physics thereby making Cobra the enemy a very scary threat and strike Fear into the heart of the Joe's!!! Gawwd i hope Cobra wins this time!
destined2B
destined2B - 3/19/2009, 4:55 PM
i heard through the grape vine that "serpentor" will make an appearance at the end,but his mouth will be sewn shut,and no mask and blades will be coming out of his arms,and instead of "serpentor" his name will be "weapon...",dam,wrong movie again,!!Where is the deadpool news at?
shibazz
shibazz - 3/20/2009, 12:19 AM
Amon that is not funny, not at all sir, not one bit! Just accept that DudPool is all we deserve. WHAT the [frick]S!!!! up with all the no costumes! if i cant get a super whatever in one costume during this movie .... why , well , oh i am gonna go on a spree and start beating up all spandex wearing bikers i see for ruining it for the rest of us!
Juicerules
Juicerules - 3/20/2009, 11:16 AM
I am very excited. This movie is supposed to be popcorn and cheesy. I thought the all black uniforms looked decent. Just entertain me Somers.
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