THE CROW Reviews Call Rupert Sanders' Remake A "Soulless, Boring, Incompetent Dud"

THE CROW Reviews Call Rupert Sanders' Remake A "Soulless, Boring, Incompetent Dud"

The first reviews for director Rupert Sanders and Lionsgate's remake of The Crow have landed, and they might be even worse than we were expecting!

By MarkCassidy - Aug 22, 2024 07:08 PM EST
Filed Under: The Crow

Any remake, reboot or reimagining of The Crow was always going to have its work cut out getting the legions of fans of Alex Proyas' '90s adaptation on board, but Lionsgate's new take on James O'Barr's iconic graphic novel gave itself an even bigger hill to climb after a bland, lacklustre trailer that only ended up pushing those that may have been willing to give it a chance further away.

The movie arrives in theaters tomorrow, and the review embargo has only just lifted. This is usually not a great sign, and sure enough, these verdicts are even more scathing than we were expecting.

There are a handful of positive reviews, but the majority feel that The Crow 2024 is simply caw-ful (so, so sorry), and the movie is currently sitting at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Have a read through some of the reviews below, and we'll update as more come in.

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The synopsis reads: "Soulmates Eric Draven (Bill Skarsgård) and Shelly Webster (FKA twigs) are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Eric sets out to seek merciless revenge on their killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right."

The movie will also star Danny Huston, Laura Birn, Sami Bouajila, and Jordan Bolger in undisclosed roles. Zach Baylin and Will Schneider penned the script.

The new take on The Crow will hit theaters on August 23, 2024. Will you be giving a chance on opening weekend, or will you wait and see what the reviews say?

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Batmangina
Batmangina - 8/22/2024, 7:03 PM
LOL



Welp.
harryba11zack
harryba11zack - 8/22/2024, 7:05 PM
John Conner would be phucking ashamed
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AllsGood
AllsGood - 8/22/2024, 7:06 PM
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DudeGuy
DudeGuy - 8/22/2024, 7:07 PM
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HashTagSwagg
HashTagSwagg - 8/22/2024, 7:09 PM


regularmovieguy
regularmovieguy - 8/22/2024, 7:09 PM
Haven’t seen the first Crow in years but it never did anything for me.
McMurdo
McMurdo - 8/22/2024, 8:29 PM
@regularmovieguy - the hype never made sense to me. It's barely a 6 outta 10 if your piss drunk with a full Butch's pizza
TheVandalore
TheVandalore - 8/22/2024, 9:24 PM
@McMurdo - oh shit, other people don't like the og the Crow too?
McMurdo
McMurdo - 8/23/2024, 3:44 PM
@TheVandalore - Its just not that well written. It's a serviceable b movie.
TheVandalore
TheVandalore - 8/23/2024, 5:58 PM
@McMurdo - I just always found it monotonous. I had like the same tone and pace the entire film, and if you don't instantly love that tone and pace then you're in for kind of a laborious ride. I understand well enough why people dig it, and I like the idea of the film and the imagery from the film more than I do the actual film itself. I've tried a few times to rewatch it in recent years and only get part of the way in when I lose interest.
BlackStar25
BlackStar25 - 8/22/2024, 7:09 PM
Mhmmm...Not shocking. Trailer and promotion material have been pretty lackluster...and this is coming from a guy who has never seen The Original Crow.
TheRogue
TheRogue - 8/22/2024, 7:14 PM
I thank [frick] I dont need to watch the trailer for this and borderlands before a movie anymore. Wicked next.
Godzilla2000Zer
Godzilla2000Zer - 8/22/2024, 7:20 PM
Yeah my girlfriend was right.
Nolanite
Nolanite - 8/22/2024, 7:53 PM
@Godzilla2000Zer - my grandma was right
CAPTAINPINKEYE
CAPTAINPINKEYE - 8/23/2024, 7:21 AM
@Nolanite - My mailman was right.
DocSpock
DocSpock - 8/22/2024, 7:21 PM


Pass.

THEKENDOMAN
THEKENDOMAN - 8/22/2024, 7:22 PM

[frick] what these bitches are saying.

I’ll decide when I see it.

And this isn’t [frick]ing 1994.

The first one wasn’t that brilliant when you watch it now. It was, however, ahead of its time, but so was Darkman, and even that wasnt that great when I watched it recently.

What the [frick] are we expecting from a guy who directed Snow White and Ghost in a Shell. Both are entertaining but not that great.

For [frick]s sake!!
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 8/22/2024, 7:35 PM
@THEKENDOMAN - I watched the first one recently and still loved it. But if someone watched it today for the first time it probably seems a little dated. It really plays on the whole goth thing that was just kicking off back when this came out
WruceBayne
WruceBayne - 8/22/2024, 8:39 PM
@THEKENDOMAN - WAIT! Are you telling me that you’re going to go watch this movie yourself, form your own opinion and if you like it then you like it and if you don’t, then you don’t and so be it?
That is a ludicrous concept and I think I might adopt that for myself.
Kadara
Kadara - 8/23/2024, 3:17 AM
@THEKENDOMAN - Thank you. Let's just enjoy movies for movies sake. Not everyone has to break a billion. I'll check out or not, fu your reviews.
THEKENDOMAN
THEKENDOMAN - 8/23/2024, 6:14 AM
@CorndogBurglar—exactly. That's why I said it was ahead of its time. For us back then, it was something, but now? It's a different time and feeling.
THEKENDOMAN
THEKENDOMAN - 8/23/2024, 6:21 AM
@Kadara - 👊
THEKENDOMAN
THEKENDOMAN - 8/23/2024, 6:24 AM
@WruceBayne - 😭😭How dare you? How dare you question me, Wruce? I am what I identify as, and I do as I please. Don't come here and question me and then say you will try it yourself. How dare you!😭😭


I will never share my concepts or opinions with you again.

😭😭😭🤧

CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 8/22/2024, 7:23 PM
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TheVisionary25
TheVisionary25 - 8/22/2024, 7:27 PM
Seems more mixed-negative than outright panning it (though even the majority of the “positive” ones there aren’t glowing).

Regardless , it’s unfortunate since I was pulling for it and did think it didn’t look that bad but oh well.

I’ll still watch it eventually to make up my own mind but for now , I’ll guess I’ll just eat this…

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Reeds2Much
Reeds2Much - 8/22/2024, 7:30 PM
"Rotten Tomatoes' new system means we'll probably be waiting for a while for an early score"
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TheVisionary25
TheVisionary25 - 8/22/2024, 7:36 PM
@Reeds2Much - everyone talks about Brandon Lee (deservedly so) but Michael Wincott is just as good if not better as Top Dollar in that.
Thing94
Thing94 - 8/22/2024, 7:34 PM
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CoHost
CoHost - 8/22/2024, 7:38 PM
Brandon Lee was killed during production of the original and yet this is a bigger tragedy.
OriginalGusto1
OriginalGusto1 - 8/22/2024, 7:43 PM
I'm guessing this is gonna be worse than that time @SuperCat tried to rally a protest of St. Judes Hospital for keeping all those "little pricks alive", his words, not mine.
SuperCat
SuperCat - 8/22/2024, 10:20 PM
@OriginalGusto1 - LOL! That wasn't me. That was McGee!
OriginalGusto1
OriginalGusto1 - 8/22/2024, 11:31 PM
@SuperCat - Calm down, Himmler.
Kadara
Kadara - 8/23/2024, 3:20 AM
@OriginalGusto1 - I won't believe it until I see an amazing GIF about it.
ModHaterSLADE
ModHaterSLADE - 8/22/2024, 7:47 PM
I mean it always looked like a soulless cash in.
Nolanite
Nolanite - 8/22/2024, 7:54 PM
Nothing can be worse than Borderlands.
But even The Marvels was worse than this.
Nolanite out
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