Please No Children

Please No Children

A look at some of the problems with kids viewing comic book movies in theaters

Editorial Opinion
By nuclear139 - Jul 03, 2012 01:07 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

There are no question children and superheroes go together like peas and carrots also the genre has a long history of marketing to children. Since before the days of George Reeves comic book superheroes have appealed to kids in 1941 there were the Superman cartoons that appeared in animated shorts on theater screens and before that Zorro, the Phantom and the Shadow. It's great to be able to take your child to the theaters to watch their favorite superheroes and have a good time yourself. The problem is that there is a maturity gap between the animated shows as well as other media incarnations of a child's favorite superhero and the comics these movies are based on. In the comics Gwen Stacy gets thrown off the Brooklyn Bridge, Batman gets his back broken by a super steroidal convict and Superman is beaten to death by a hulking alien monster. But that's not the only problem with children at the theaters watching comic book movies here some of my top concerns.






#1. Misbehavior: Across the country there are theater policies about misbehaving children and in many theaters infants under the age of two are not allowed with their parents in certain movies. In perfect world this would be enough to protect the audience viewing experience but that’s obviously not the case. In the AMC theater I watch the midnight showing of The Amazing Spiderman there was a lot children and I am almost certain that the Joker sent some of them in as little agents of chaos. There was one couple who had to be escorted out because their child cried the first fifteen minutes of the movie and some of the other children were ticking time bombs of mass annoyance. At 30 minute mark a child loss interest in the movie and started throwing food at the 3D images he saw along with five other kids and after the 45 minute mark the theater spontaneously transformed into a Disney playhouse. There was kids' mountain climbing over seats, play fighting, trying to catch 3D images like fireflies and a lot of frustrated parents telling their kids to stop. At the end of the movie the only thing I could think about is what the age limit for a comic book movie should be.



<>#2. Understanding: Undoubtedly there are some smart children who could understand almost anything but let's not pretend that their attention span is as long as an adults. Children need something to arrest their attention something bright, colorful, and visually stimulating and characters that are funny in a silly sense, intense or zany. One of the first things you notice about The Amazing Spiderman that it is not the colorful, campy films that Raimi made it's more reality based and a bit darker than his take on the character. To expect a six year old child to remain interested and understand what is going on in a 2hr 16 min movie where the first hour is about the long backstory of Spiderman and Peter experiencing high school anxiety is cruel and unusual even me and my friends lost interest during certain parts of the movie. Comic book movies are rated PG-13 for a reason because the movies are targeted specifically for that age group and to ask a child to appreciate and fully understand something that is geared for teenagers and young adults is wrong. The reason why The Avengers is so kid friendly is because it has a light story, colorful characters and nonstop action that could capture anyone's attention but you cannot expect that from other comic book adaption.





#3. Message: What is the message that parents send to their kids when they allow them to watch some comic book movies, that high school sucks and people get shot and die? Some of the images and messages in CBM's are clearly unsuitable for children there is hatred, revenge, domestic violence, sexism, alcoholism, human experimentation on mutants, jealous vengeful gods who betray their families and murder of almost every kind Wolverine kills Lady Deathstrike by injecting her with Adamantium. The best elements of comics come from the very same thing that make it so unsuitable for children that is the mediums ability to be a canvass upon which every human experience and imagination can be drawn on, there is drug abuse by Harry Osborn, Tony Starks alcoholism and She-Hulks promiscuity these experiences is what makes comic books great because it adds a level humanity and frailty to the characters. Remember many CBM's draw heavily from their comic book origins so the next time you see a PG-13 superhero flick please no children.
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BarnaclePete
BarnaclePete - 7/3/2012, 2:42 PM
People bringing their kids to these movies is a big reason why they are so successful .
golden123
golden123 - 7/3/2012, 3:21 PM
I agree with you for the most part. Some parents need to make better judgements when it comes to bringing children to the theater. I had a bad experience with immature children while viewing the movie Thor. The child obviously couldn't handle the longer, more serious movie. The parents should have hired a sitter or waited till the movie hit DVD. Personally, I think there should be more ratings than just five. The PG-13 rating seems so broad that many parents just ignore it. There should be a rating between PG and PG-13 since most parents seem to think that PG and G are one in the same, anyways. Maybey, if ratings were more specific, more parents would pay attention to them.
RunDTC
RunDTC - 7/3/2012, 4:16 PM
I can't stand kids in theaters.
StormLoganSummers
StormLoganSummers - 7/3/2012, 8:14 PM
What jagoff would bring small children to TASM?
MrsTonyStark0507
MrsTonyStark0507 - 7/3/2012, 8:31 PM
"If I were a parent..."

Sorry, but your opinion is invalid. You are not a parent and therefore have no clue what you would REALLY do when push comes to shove and there is a movie you have been waiting years to see and can't get a sitter. And why the hell should us parents be shamed because we don't want to wait for a movie to come out on DVD?!? I have only taken my child to two movies in his almost 3 years - a failed attempt at Cars 2 (I left the minute he got antsy) and the Avengers (we waited until it had been out for a month and a half and we had the whole theater to ourselves). Would I take my child to a midnight showing or, for that matter, really any movie that has just come out? HECK NO! But becoming a parent doesn't mean you should be exiled to DVD land.

While I agree on the content issues, this whole argument really pisses me off!! I have been to countless movies over the years and guess what? The a-holes that ruin movies for me 9 times out of 10 are ADULTS!!! I went to see Brave just last week and not one child put a toe out of line - but the damn adult behind me sure as hell didn't notice the fact that he was kicking my chair constantly. Or how about the complete jerk who nearly ruined Iron Man 2 for me by very loudly and rudely telling his kid it was okay to rock his chair and slam it into my knees. He was ready to start a fight with a lone girl (my husband had gone to get popcorn). All I asked was for him to stop. I about cried and changed seats even though I had waited about an hour for those good seats. So anyway, I do think people should use common sense and take their young children to appropriate movies, but I think those without children shouldn't judge!!! And I think this article would be better served if maybe you talked about theater etiquette in general, as opposed to taking shots at kids.
MrsTonyStark0507
MrsTonyStark0507 - 7/3/2012, 8:35 PM
And please don't mistake my opinion on content. While I took my son to see the Avengers, I know him and know what he can handle. The Avengers is as far as I would take it and that is only because he literally worships Iron Man and the Avengers. That was a one time thing and it will not be repeated until he is much older. I do get very offended when people to their young children to movies that have questionable content. We always check movies in pluggedin.com first and I very rarely watch rated R movies myself.
GoILL
GoILL - 7/3/2012, 9:14 PM
I have been to movies with kids in my family plenty of times and there were no problems at all.
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 7/3/2012, 11:00 PM
It's really blurry though. Children obviously aren't mature enough to really enjoy the more adult-themed films, but it really is embarrassing how many ADULTS have this problem in the theater.

The lights go on from down below and lo and behold, someone is texting. This spreads like wildfire - if its ok for Carol to be texting, then it won't hurt if I check my messages real quick. Then there are the ones who can't bear to sit down in one place for 2 hours and will literally get up, walk over to the stairs, and stand like they're waiting for something. Then they'll just sit back down, walking right in front of everyone's view. Then there's the ones who just up and leave - they've been silent all throughout, but during some big action-packed climax, shit, it's time to go. Not a bathroom break, because they don't come back.

Another issue is when grown men can't shut the hell up about what they are seeing. Green Lantern sucked, there's no way around it, but it's like because reviews said it sucked, people in the audience have the idea that what they are seeing must be shit. Why bother, then? When Hal is floating up unconscious on Oa, with the ring grafting itself onto his body, this man behind me said: "what the [frick]? I ain't no fag, I don't wanna see this!" Unfortunately, he didn't get up and leave, but kept going and hollering out his disapproval of certain scenes.

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I'm not opposed to kids seeing things they don't fully understand - my VERY first theatrical experience was Batman Returns, and I was like, 5 years old. The problem lies in etiquette.
MrsTonyStark0507
MrsTonyStark0507 - 7/4/2012, 4:57 AM
Thank you! I an so glad I am not the only one who agrees that ADULTS are far worse offenders than children! Tainted, that is just plain awful! Being a parent has made it pretty difficult to go to the movies anymore (I so can not wait until he is old enough to come to the movies with us!), but it's people like that that make it much easier to wait for the Bluray.

Preacherfanatic - I agree with you 100%. Like I said, I ALWAYS check pluggedin.com before watching just about any movie, G rated or R. They break the entire movie down and tell you exactly what you will see and hear. Watchmen, like you said, is a very good example. That movie infuriated me!! The trailers made it look like an awesome super hero film. It was false advertising at its worst! It really gave not one clue as to how sickeningly violent and disturbing it would be. I am so glad I checked pluggedin first because there is NO WAY I, even as an adult, could have handled a film like that. We still haven't watched it to this day. It literally hurts my heart to know that there are parents out there that have no regard for what their child sees and hears.

I totally get what you mean about not wanting your parents or siblings to watch some R-rated movies. I always do that too. I feel like I have to protect my parents that way, lol! As if they aren't grown adults. It's just the way I was raised. I didn't even see my first R-rated movie until I was 16 (Almost Famous) and it was only because I worked at that theater.
Facade
Facade - 7/4/2012, 5:50 AM
I can't stand misbehaving kids at the movies, so I don't see them during the day when they're most likely to be there. I can't stand obnoxious teenagers or sitting in a crowed movie, so I don't see certain movies on opening weekends. I adjust my movie going schedule rather than bitching, hoping or wishing the world were different. Hmm, my solution seems to work out for everybody, but when it doesn't and someone is disruptive, most theaters have policies for them:

AmazingFantasy
AmazingFantasy - 7/4/2012, 6:07 AM
Either you are my mum or my five year old friends cousin.
BIGBMH
BIGBMH - 7/4/2012, 7:28 AM
It's kind of just part of the deal. Most of these movies are advertised to catch the attention of children. The only way to really escape them is to try to go to a late showing.
TheUnknown
TheUnknown - 7/4/2012, 1:08 PM
without kids comic book movies would not have been as successful as they are today
AC1
AC1 - 7/4/2012, 3:15 PM
It seems like such a stupid and irresponsible decision for adults to bring their children to a midnight screening of a film. If they can't arrange a baby sitter or something, then they should go another time instead. You can't take a little child out that late and expect them to behave. The most you can hope for is that they fall asleep for the entire film.

The best time to take kids to a movie is just after lunch time. Then, you avoid them moaning about being hungry and it's not too late in the day that they're likely to complain about being tired.

In fact, I kind of think cinemas should have some sort of curfew type deal, where after a certain time at night, children under a specific age aren't allowed into screenings of films rated higher than a PG.
AC1
AC1 - 7/4/2012, 3:23 PM
But yeah, families do contribute loads to the profits of films... but parents really need to teach their kids that it's not appropriate to make noise in a theater. They should be teaching them to be considerate of others.
AgentSmith
AgentSmith - 7/5/2012, 6:54 AM
Having kids in the theater to see Comic book movies??? I took my girl to see Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 when these idiots brought their TODDLER! "Daddy - What are they doing?" Exact words - I kid you not. That's just gross and irresponsible. If you want to see the movie, wait for it on nextflix or get a damn sitter!
Ghostt
Ghostt - 7/5/2012, 5:37 PM
There were lots of small children when I saw Batman Begins and TDK. I felt bad for those kids because Scarecrow and the Joker were damn scary and they could not understand what was going on.

I'm an a-hole and make my kids wait for blu ray because they enjoy it more at home, and if it gets boring or inappropriate I can distract them.

Comic book movies does not = for kids. Screen it first parents.
SHHH
SHHH - 7/6/2012, 12:31 PM
Grown Folks Are A Pain In The Ass In Theatres..
PeterParker1991
PeterParker1991 - 7/7/2012, 9:39 AM
In general, Parents make stupid choices sometimes. Though comic films are better to grow up with than other films/genres out there.Little kids are annoying and really shouldn't be allowed to see some of these films. Ex. Ghost Rider. The title alone should sent a red flag to parents. The second time I went to see Avengers, there was an annoying kid sitting behind me talking to his old man almost the entire movie. THat sort of thing really ticks me off. But thankfully I ignored the boy even though part of me wanted to Hulk out and SMASH! Unless you're really born into the comic world, so to speak, I'd say keep young kids away from Pg-13 films.
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