Uhura Wants To Do Some Nard Kicking

Uhura Wants To Do Some Nard Kicking

Zoe Saldana talks about what she wants her character to do in the sequel to Star Trek!!

By jman1977 - Sep 14, 2009 07:09 AM EST
Filed Under: Star Trek
Source: latinoreview.com

Uhura, who serves as chief communications officer aboard the USS Enterprise and is played by Zoe Saldana, chimed in to say:

"With Star Trek I had so much fun but the boys got all the action. J.J. [Abrams] promised me that in the sequel [Uhura] will have at least one little fight scene. I'm like, "Just let me kick a guy in the groin or something."

And why not? She's hot and she is dating Spock. My guess is Kirk will hit on here and she will land a thunder kick right to his nards.

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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 9/14/2009, 7:41 AM
Great idea, an yowser!!! ; D
texasboy
texasboy - 9/14/2009, 7:51 AM
"Get your hands off my console". POW!
Bandrews1
Bandrews1 - 9/14/2009, 8:05 AM
I just realized she really didn't do much in the movie, oh well maybe in the sequel.
superdog
superdog - 9/14/2009, 8:07 AM
Uhura never did much in either the show or the movies. Deal with it and be happy to get a paycheck. Oh and SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
spideysweb
spideysweb - 9/14/2009, 8:11 AM
Hot, hot and did I mention hot? Would love to see her and the green chick throw down in some type of orange/red jello...Yeah baby.
THEHAWK
THEHAWK - 9/14/2009, 8:19 AM
i think Superdog wants to bury his dog.
Agent13
Agent13 - 9/14/2009, 8:25 AM
Are they casting extras for the "nards"? She's so hot I'd probably let her kick mine! She was great in that movie
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 9/14/2009, 8:56 AM
UHURA LOOKS GOOD.
superdog
superdog - 9/14/2009, 8:58 AM
howk@ im always looking to bury my dog :)

tea@ here in america we take coffee breaks



Betty
Betty - 9/14/2009, 8:58 AM
Yes, give her some action but let's not forget Halle Berry/X3 action.
Betty
Betty - 9/14/2009, 8:59 AM
superdog-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mine eyes!
My penis just made itself an inny.
superdog
superdog - 9/14/2009, 9:49 AM
betty@ sorry man

sirprize@ um i believe the whole fast food joint comes with that shake :)

the funny thing is it actually looks like shes drinking a diet coke.
lc
lc - 9/14/2009, 9:51 AM
[email protected] tegbag hahahah
BLANK
BLANK - 9/14/2009, 11:06 AM
They don't have to even film it and I'd let her take a shot to my groin! :)
BLANK
BLANK - 9/14/2009, 11:08 AM
Do you think that's gonna be how the next red shirt dies? From a power kick to the groin by her?
THEPHOENIX
THEPHOENIX - 9/14/2009, 11:46 AM
You go girl?
LiquidSnake
LiquidSnake - 9/14/2009, 12:14 PM
@Superdog Damit I told you not to use my girl's pic again
Phinehas
Phinehas - 9/14/2009, 2:00 PM
Ah, miss Let's make Wonder Woman a ""Matrix"-style kung fu chick" now wants to kick men in the nuts. I think she clearly has some issues. Why does it have to be men she fights? Why can't it be other women? Why is she being so sexist??? Huh? Huh?
Joe6Pack74
Joe6Pack74 - 9/14/2009, 3:27 PM
She should have been repeating orders to the computer and then repeating what the computer said. That would be great.
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 9/14/2009, 3:51 PM
I still haven't seen star trek.....
superdog
superdog - 9/14/2009, 7:05 PM
Whats the big deal guys? I thought a picture of the next star trek villian would be appropriate. It's the lava blob that Spock mind melds with. Updated alternate timeline version ofcourse. Or one of Harry mudds new women.
48and2
48and2 - 9/14/2009, 8:07 PM
@Texasboy lol... give me back my earpiece!!

@Superdog would still be cool to define her as being ass kicking when she was real young. I mean we already know she's an interstellar jungle fever freak - she loves them pointy heads and pointy ears. Don't get me wrong if I had to choose between tits and "nard kicking"... Let's just hope Shatner doesn't show up and do full frontal, I wouldn't put it past him. And I don't wanna know if vulcans have other pointy organs, either.

And what is with that pic, I thought you were a guy =P I won't even encourage you man, because I seriously don't wanna see your version of "the updated alternate timeline supermassive black hole"...

@Betty you often come up with some of the strangest and funniest shit I've ever read, I'm new, but have been reading your comments for a long time now. Comic genius of the most absurd and ridiculous kind...

I'm all for Zoe doing some nard tickling, err wait she said kicking
superdog
superdog - 9/15/2009, 7:42 AM
I thought she said nard licking?
lc
lc - 9/15/2009, 2:20 PM
lmao@superdog :)
ninjinturdle
ninjinturdle - 9/9/2011, 8:51 AM
perhaps they'll replay this classic situation with a different ending?!
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