Watchmen TV Spot # 9, Science of Watchmen & More Images !

Not sure what the whole comedian rape images are all effective at being funny, kind of disturbing actually.

The new preview is great, got another piece of dialogue out of it(my favorite part).

The science of doctor Manhattan guy was boring as usual (I've heard him on npr before, he's never really tickled my fancy, even though his idea of taking physics to superheros appeals to me in principle).

lower Manhattan = funny

Rorschach end is nigh images are great.

i love ATHF

and i like the lat pic where it resembles the simpsons...

great stuff in this article ^_^

I also agree w/ xaosjerk....as much as I love the principle of applying physics to superheroes...this guy is a douche.

I don't know why, but I just don't like him.

Am I the only one that thinks Haley looks like a homeless Seth Green with the red hair? lol.

They've done an amazing job making Haley look like just another harmless Apocalyptic preacher vs the intense Rorschach when the mask is on.

The stills where he's holding the sign make him look so "normal" when compared to the intense stance he has in the still where he is under the mask.

jESUS DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN! BLASHPHEMER!

I think would explode like Rorschach if they brought out a new Watchmen book! I'm shaking just thinking about it.

Does anyone else think they should release a Rorschach Inkblot Screensaver. I for one would love that.

ditto FattSmelliot

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Hell yes! I was scrolling thru the page quickly and i had to go back up like, "WTF! Was that Seth Green?"

Glad i wasn't the only one!!

Dunno why you'd want them to revive Rorschach, Reco. That was one of the greatest moments in the book, where he pulls off his mask and tells Manhattan to do it, then poof. Oops... hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone :)

Ozymandias is a douche. God I hate that guy, not the actor, the character. By the end of the book I was ready to rip his eyes out.

Damn Veidt look's Dapper in that funeral stillshot.

It beats the hell out of me how OzyMan is more funny then "the Comedian" shit Veidt is by far the most hilarious in Watchmen !! aside from being the single character that make's me laugh out loud the most, Ozy is underrated plus if we all agree that Rorschach is "crazy" then we should all agree that Veidt is "insane in the membrane" & let's face it Ozymandias is the one that win's in the end of Watchmen.(or so he thinks,lol)

Ozy is funny because:
- He lives in a Egyptian themed fortress in Antartica, with 3 man servants & a genetically altered Lynx...as if nothing on earth was "good" anuff to be his pet, Ozy just makes up a new animal, lol.(oh ya Ozy also kills all of them without flinching)
- Keeps action figures of himself on his desk
- He "sold out" ...yeah right don't hate the player, hate the game.
- He hire's a guy to show up at Veidt towers & make it look like he was gonna "kill" Veidt, Playboy Veidt then prceeds to beat this man's ass & force a "Poison capsule" in this guy's mouth that kills him, right in front of security guards and on-lookers, which is cold, yet hilarious.
- Nostalgia perfume
- Watches a wall of TV's
- Gold dinner plates & utensil's (which he use's)
- He's always polite
- He can catch bullets with his hands,
- His oufits are priceless, lol.
- Works-out by himself on parallel bars
- Make's a coke joke in an interview,
- Veidt like's electronic music
- Hangs out at studio 54 (in the movie)
- Trys to kill Doc.Man lol,
- Kicks Silk Spectre in the stomach, now thats funny.
- The squid, Veidt's idea, lol
- After killing 2 million people, Ozy raises his hands in victory, balling his eye's out he screams "I did it"
- Let's Dan & Laurie screw poolside in his Pimp Palace.
- THE LIST GO'S ON & ON !!

OZYMANDIAS Quotes:

"I did it"
"I never clamied to be anybody special Rorschach. I just have some over-enthusiastic P.R. men"
"The man was practically a nazi"
"Rorschach...I know we were never friends, but even so,you're being unfair"
"Don't bite down you scum"
"All of them. Random channel change every hundred seconds"
"He opened my eyes. only the best comedians accomplish that"
"I did it 35 minutes ago"
"Not the sort of snow you're used to in Califonia, Mr. Roth"
"I could. I did. If you like I'll tell you how"
"Oh Daniel,Daniel,Daniel,Daniel...please...do grow up"
"I saved the earth from hell. Next I'll help her towards Utopia"
"Blotting out reality"
"I think I shall meditate now, in my orrery"
"Jon, wait before you leave...I did the right thing diddn't I ? it all worked out in the end"

& my favourite OzyMan Quote:
After stabbing a fork into Rorschach's coat sleve,leaving him stuck on Veidt's 30 ft dinner table pimp-hand-strong Ozymandias back-hand's Rorschach on to his ass, as he screams "MANNERS", (I love it)


-Zing

Ya, RecoSwaVa, that was a bad idea. Because if Rorshcach came back he would only tell the world what Adrian did. And this would throw off the plan to save the world. There should never ever ever be a second book. It just would'nt be the same.

Crush:
Ozy is funny because:
- He lives in a Egyptian themed fortress in Antartica, with 3 man servants & a genetically altered Lynx...as if nothing on earth was "good" anuff to be his pet, Ozy just makes up a new animal, lol.(oh ya Ozy also kills all of them without flinching)
- Keeps action figures of himself on his desk
- He "sold out" ...yeah right don't hate the player, hate the game.
- He hire's a guy to show up at Veidt towers & make it look like he was gonna "kill" Veidt, Playboy Veidt then prceeds to beat this man's ass & force a "Poison capsule" in this guy's mouth that kills him, right in front of security guards and on-lookers, which is cold, yet hilarious.
- Nostalgia perfume
- Watches a wall of TV's
- Gold dinner plates & utensil's (which he use's)
- He's always polite
- He can catch bullets with his hands,
- His oufits are priceless, lol.
- Works-out by himself on parallel bars
- Make's a coke joke in an interview,
- Veidt like's electronic music
- Hangs out at studio 54 (in the movie)
- Trys to kill Doc.Man lol,
- Kicks Silk Spectre in the stomach, now thats funny.
- The squid, Veidt's idea, lol
- After killing 2 million people, Ozy raises his hands in victory, balling his eye's out he screams "I did it"
- Let's Dan & Laurie screw poolside in his Pimp Palace.
- THE LIST GO'S ON & ON !!

OZYMANDIAS Quotes:

"I did it"
"I never clamied to be anybody special Rorschach. I just have some over-enthusiastic P.R. men"
"The man was practically a nazi"
"Rorschach...I know we were never friends, but even so,you're being unfair"
"Don't bite down you scum"
"All of them. Random channel change every hundred seconds"
"He opened my eyes. only the best comedians accomplish that"
"I did it 35 minutes ago"
"Not the sort of snow you're used to in Califonia, Mr. Roth"
"I could. I did. If you like I'll tell you how"
"Oh Daniel,Daniel,Daniel,Daniel...please...do grow up"
"I saved the earth from hell. Next I'll help her towards Utopia"
"Blotting out reality"
"I think I shall meditate now, in my orrery"
"Jon, wait before you leave...I did the right thing diddn't I ? it all worked out in the end"

& my favourite OzyMan Quote:
After stabbing a fork into Rorschach's coat sleve,leaving him stuck on Veidt's 30 ft dinner table pimp-hand-strong Ozymandias back-hand's Rorschach on to his ass, as he screams "MANNERS", (I love it)


-Zing



Crush, I think you just became my favorite poster on this site. You rock, dude !
Seriously.
I lol'd almost every line of your post !



And by the way, NO TO A SECOND WATCHMEN BOOK/STORY !!!!!
Yes, to the Rorschach screensaver ! That would be DOPE !

Hey Crush, on holloween id go as Dr. Manhattan, u gotta love a dude that rocks out with his cock out,lol.